Tissue Test

1) The process by which women rate "weepy" films. The more it makes them cry, be it through sadness, relief, happiness or just because someone had a cute face, the higher the film will rank.

2) The process by which men rate pornographic films. The more it makes them ejaculate, be it through domination, bondage, bukkake or just because someone had a cute ass, the higher the film will rank.

1) "Oh my God, you so have to watch Marley and Me, it's like a five on the tissue test!"

2) "Oh my God, you so have to watch Lesbian Fuckwhores, it's like a five on the tissue test!"

by MagickDio July 17, 2011

timsy

Noun form of the word timid

Person 1: Babe, am I really that fat?
Person 2: No need to get all timsy about it though.

by ryanszczucki March 31, 2019

tissue

your best friend when your nose needs some lovin'.

"hello tissue. i'm sick. come here and give me some nose-lovin'."

by jason January 8, 2004

tussy

Terome Pussy

Guy 1: i could really go for some of Terome Fordham III's pussy

Guy 2: Oh yea i really want that Tussy

by Pi'erre Bourne March 14, 2021

official tissue

anything that is hot, the best, kick ass, dope, fresh, the shit, or poppin'.

"Kanye's new CD is supposed to be official tissue."

by Annifer Beautiful September 7, 2007

Tipsy

First of all, whoever wrote that your body shuts down and you die if your drunk and high at the same time.....you should be slapped.
-Tipsy is when your buzzin from alcohol, but your not hammered yet.

Person one: Yo are you drunk?
Person two: Nah, im just tipsy

by JLB May 2, 2004

TASSY

a tasshole

that guy is a total tassy. he looks like a tasshole

by jasshole November 23, 2010