n. An old woman... (and I mean OLD) that still hunts in bars/clubs and preys on much younger men for sexual favors. A Sabre toothless tiger out-ages a cougar by at least 10-20years and may or may not have all of her real teeth.
DudeA: "Damn! Rebecca's Cougar-ass mom keeps hittin' on me and rubbing my thigh"
DudeB: "NO DUDE! That's Becca's GRANDMA! She's a Sabre toothless tiger!"
DudeA: "I'm gunna need bout 8more beers to hit that shit... and some lube"
DudeB: "NO DUDE! That's Becca's GRANDMA! She's a Sabre toothless tiger!"
DudeA: "I'm gunna need bout 8more beers to hit that shit... and some lube"
by DudeA September 25, 2009
Get the Sabre Toothless Tiger mug.1. The latest limp-dick business euphemism for low-paid cubicle slaves working overtime (unpaid) on Boss Man's faux-important "project."
2. Gag-worthy term applied to suck-ups eager to stay late in order to snap crumbs from Boss Man's stingy hand.
2. Gag-worthy term applied to suck-ups eager to stay late in order to snap crumbs from Boss Man's stingy hand.
Dick:
"I've got it! We'll form a tiger team to figure out how to lay off 30% of our workforce...then, we'll fire the tiger team!"
Wad:
"Brilliant!"
"I've got it! We'll form a tiger team to figure out how to lay off 30% of our workforce...then, we'll fire the tiger team!"
Wad:
"Brilliant!"
by Cousinette May 11, 2010
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a very nice, kind, and caring girl. she may not always be friendly to everyone and may have some problems on days where she isnt feeling too good but will always be a true, valued friend and loved by everybody.
"so you're talking to tierney again?"
"yup, im happy about it too, i missed her, and im glad we put the past behind us. she is too much of a valued friend to give up over a stupid fight"
"thats good man, hope things work out. she's pretty hot too lol"
"dude, shut up"
"yup, im happy about it too, i missed her, and im glad we put the past behind us. she is too much of a valued friend to give up over a stupid fight"
"thats good man, hope things work out. she's pretty hot too lol"
"dude, shut up"
by brettzle October 21, 2011
Get the tierney mug.George Brett had an uncontrollable BM. Then he described what happened the next day, "I got up in the morning and took the most perfect double-tapered shit I’ve ever had in my life. True Story. Who are the pitchers in this game?"
by KC Fan January 14, 2009
Get the Double-Tapered Shit mug.In multiplayer games where players oppose each other based on some form of rating/ranking/tier system, tierslum or tierslumming, is the activity of finding ways to play in lower tiers than you belong, and hence dominating and gaining rewards or stats much quicker.
by Tangouser July 25, 2011
Get the tierslum mug.A tier list is a collection of literally anything you could think of. A tier list must always be ranked from best to worst.
by Jellyducky May 9, 2019
Get the tier list mug.A big orange and black striped liony thing with sharp claws and rather a nasty bite. They don't usually eat men but that's only because they don't usually get the chance. Obviously, if you live near a tiger it may consider eating you. Basically, what I am saying is - the further away you live from a tiger, the less chance you have of getting eaten by one. I live in Selhurst in South London and NOBODY here has been eaten by a tiger since 1922 and I'm not even sure that it was a real tiger then (although I suppose if it ate someone it must have been a large carnivore so it may as well have been a tiger as anything else). Perhaps it was some sort of mock-tiger. Or maybe a stripey bear or something. I don't know, I wasn't even born then and you know what old people are like... The whole thing is probably a tissue of lies from start to finish. Anyway, thats sort of what a tiger is. So thats cleared that up then. Actually, I don't know why I bothered. I've never met a single person who didn't have some idea of what a tiger was so it seems a bit pointless describing one. I don't really think that the purpose of urban dictionary is to define the bleeding obvious. It really seems to be a forum for 'street' types to say things like "Yo!" and "Your mutherfucking sister's a ho!" and "Janice is such a slut" etc. Even such people as this probably know what a tiger is.
" I say George, your hand looks sore."
" Yeah, a tiger bit me. It's true, honest, go on, hit me in the stomach!"
or
"Mary, you'll never get anywhere in life by just lying around without a head, you know."
"Gurgle gurgle gurgle"
(Translation: "This is true mother, but as a tiger has bitten off my head and eaten it, I'm afraid I have no choice. In fact, that is the very reason why I'm finding it a little difficult to communicate with you at the moment and so I shall stop forthwith. Goodbye for ever")
" Yeah, a tiger bit me. It's true, honest, go on, hit me in the stomach!"
or
"Mary, you'll never get anywhere in life by just lying around without a head, you know."
"Gurgle gurgle gurgle"
(Translation: "This is true mother, but as a tiger has bitten off my head and eaten it, I'm afraid I have no choice. In fact, that is the very reason why I'm finding it a little difficult to communicate with you at the moment and so I shall stop forthwith. Goodbye for ever")
by Bob Sometimes April 29, 2005
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