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Thunderdunk

Occurs on a hot summers night as your balls hang low and then, when a friend or enemy falls asleep, or is heavily intoxicated, one drops their pants, swings their thighs in a thrust forward motion then drops down quickly to slap the victims face with the testicles.
That was the craziest Thunderdunk ever, his balls hit that guys face so hard I thought I heard a sonic boom!
by Zach Lane May 30, 2008
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thundercunt

A woman with an unusually bad temper; a bitch; or a man who unjustly takes out his anger on others. Term thought to be derived from the idea that you can hear a thundercunt coming from far away, whereas a cunt is...well....just a cunt.
"Watch out, here comes that thundercunt!" cunt
by theultimatedestroyer August 27, 2010
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Thunderdunk

1. A game played in men's public restrooms while dropping a deuce.
The rules: Nugget must make a splash which in turn allows you to yell, "THUNDERDUUUUUUUNK!" If audible from outside the restroom you score one point.
If turd audible you earn two points.
Play until fifteen points scored.
A dude runs into the men's and crashes into the stall and lets out a deuce and it is a splasher so he shouts, "THUNDERDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK!"

Man 1: "Dude I totally just heard you thunderdunk out here!"
Man 2: "Yeah that thunderdunk just ripped my O ring!"
by Jared Orion, Richard Wayne October 30, 2007
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Thunderdrunk

1: To be a Gnarly fuckbag lush-bucket maniac boozer from the Northwest
2: This person will rip yer face off and fuck your eye socket and then sodomize your sister, then afterwards piss all over her face
3: Fucked in the head, don't give a fuck attitude, will bring a knife to a gun fight and win, then drink you under the table while gaining wizard master status
4: To be a hog huntin, garbage can shitin, big jim killin, surfer for the ugly broad
"Fuck You Thats Why.... Im a ThunderDrunk!"
by FingaBang May 10, 2010
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Thundercunt

An overweight pretentious friend-whore who thinks her shit doesn't stink and that everyone is below her, despite higher IQs, better test scores, and overall better personalities. Not to mention, this is the kind of individual who ruins a perfect GPA with an entry level class, and pretends it's everyone's fault but her own. She has no regard for friends feelings and feigns interest in the lives of her friends. She's a sociopath.
Tom Cruise (as Lestat): Did you hear about Brianna Fisher?
Brad Pitt (as self): No, what about her?
Tom Cruise (as Lestat): She's a raging thundercunt! Even more-so than myself! That's quite the accomplishment, considering I'm flaming vagina.
Brad Pitt (as self): OH MY GOSH! I better not have sex with that bitch!
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a butch, stretch pants wearing, orange fleece wearing, tanorexic from new jersey with a large FUPA.

previously thought to be in a lesbian relationship with her minion but recently has been spotted making out with post-op female to male transexual.
"I can't believe that thundercunt stole the election for class rep."
by dirtydeblumpkin January 18, 2009
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A great void of an abyss which sucks all existence into its gaping maw; hell.

Someone who is a massive cunt.
1. Sieg is such a massive thundercunt; whenever he opens his mouth lightning and thunder come out.

2. That thundercunt sucked up all the food in the house, now what am I supposed to do?
by pseudowang May 28, 2013
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