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Thomas Hawk 

Brother of Tony, he can be found when out skiing or snowboarding usually in the trees but not confined to them. He can also be found when attempting to jump off a cliff. He's pesky and you'll know when you run into him. But Great guy

He also responds to his alter ego Tomahawk
I sent a cliff went nose heavy and then all of a sudden our buddy Thomas Hawk came out of nowhere
Thomas Hawk by Interrupting will February 17, 2017
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Thomassexual

When you are deeply in love with Thomas and would be infected with the virus because of him
Someone: hey what's your sexuality

Ме: oh i'm Thomassexual
Thomassexual by Tedy_baby January 1, 2021

thomas running 

Thomas Running is a inventor, who invented running in 1748, when he tried to walk twice at the same time.
"did you know running was invented by thomas running?"

"no"
thomas running by YaBoiHacker February 2, 2023

Colonel Thomas

A steaming dump exceeding at least 1 foot in length and 2 inches in gerth.
A Colonel Thomas could be compared to a baby's arm in size.
Colonel Thomas by Jordan higgins December 19, 2008

thomas the train 

duh duh duh duh duh duh da dada duh da duh dada dada duh dadadadadada

Thomas Brothers 

When you and your brother have an orgy together at an AirBnb with multiple women after your wife kicks you out. In the midst of performing these sexual acts of depravity with these hoes and your bro, your wife busts in with her posse and holds a gun to your head while yelling, “I’ve got something for all you hoes!”
Bro, my wife put a gun to my head after we raw dogged and double teamed those hoes at the AirBnb, THOMAS BROTHERS for life!

Thomas Crew 

A blond person with long hair, who loves listening to rock music.
Thomas Crew went to the rock concert