Sent from the Gods, this magical tape will fix anything. If you can't fix it with duct tape your not using enough or you need some of the old WD40. It is the 119th element on the periodic table. It holds the universe together. If you ever see a racing car, look closely and you will see that it's main material is duct tape. Once you use duct tape for the first time it becomes a way of life that you can't leave behind. No sane person leaves their house without duct tape because it can be used for anything, including but not limited to: contraception, bottle openers, coats wallets, pencil cases, anything really.
by Bigstrokingnonce1 June 02, 2017
by UrbanAdder December 07, 2006
by barefootlover March 29, 2015
If it isn’t working, you aren’t using enough duct tape. And if the duct tape isn’t working, YOU AREN’T. USING. ENOUGH. DUCT TAPE.
by Lug1a October 11, 2019
Popular slang name for the widely viewed Access Hollywood Tape in which the 45th POTUS shamelessly brags about grabbing women’s pussies whenever he wants to because of his own wealth and fame.
Sure I’ve seen the Pussy Tape, innumerable times, and E. Jean Carroll has finally succeeded in forcing this lying old scumbag to have to pay to play.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2023
A brand of tape which is useful for just about anything. Many people use it to reattach broken pieces of their car after an accident. Other people construct expensive items such as wallets, or (if you're like me) shoes, out of Duct Tape to avoid wasting huge amounts of money on the real thing.
Silver Duct Tape is classic, but red and blue are only slightly less awesome.
Duct Tape shoes look far sexier than Nike Shocks or Asics.
Duct Tape shoes look far sexier than Nike Shocks or Asics.
by J. Arnier March 19, 2007
by pocketdotslotz February 22, 2010