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wetting the soil while it's being planted

pissing yourself and shitting yourself at the same time
look at him he wet the soil while it's being planted lol!!!
uh oh I'm wetting the soil while it's being planted
by morting September 5, 2025
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Joy-soil

Becoming so excited and happy that you soil yourself on purpose.
"We came from behind with a 3 goal deficit to win the game. I was so excited, I joy-soiled myself. Cleared out 3 rows of people in the process"
by thunor November 8, 2012
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soil rock

“Soil Rock is the weakest rock on Earth.”
by MrSmiley1 February 6, 2024
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purse soil

The debris that accumulates along the bottom of a women's purse that over time simulate the decomposition process and thus creatings it's own compost. Examples of items that create this nastiness are as follows : Tobacco, make-up, gum/ gum wrappers, and papers, coins, tangled up jewelry, unwrapped tampons, bottle caps, safety pins, pencil shavings, leaking pens, broken finger nails, etc.
"I better clean out my purse, I feel it starting to get heavier with purse soil, disgusting! "
Or Better yet, for educational purposes, I should conduct a little homemade study and science experiment by throwing a few flower seeds inside the purse and let's see what happens." LOL!
by Cuntstina June 11, 2019
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dervish soil

dervish soil is an area inhabited by dhulbahante
you're on dervish soil
by readyforthemoon55 July 13, 2020
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Soiled

Father I have soiled myself.
by shittihs February 17, 2023
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tilling salted soil

It's a wasted effort. A fool's errand. Banging your head against the wall.
With that man she's just tilling salted soil.
by MachinGunz June 3, 2017
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