Dead Sled

(n.) A car, usually a muscle or vintage car, that has been stanced, or lowered, to the extent that the chassis is too close to the ground to see under it. These vehicles are known as dead sleds due to their tendency to break apart and die on any but the flattest, smoothest roads.

Marty thought his dead sled was pretty cool until he bottomed it out going over a speed bump.

by Heavy Pootis Guy March 9, 2014

pirate sledding

A sex position that allows for male to mount his partner and slide off the bed. This can be done only on slides or outdoors down a hill.

"Sara told me that Jimmy's favorite position is pirate sledding."

by TheRealAnonymousIndividual January 22, 2023

Ched sled

A lowered pickup truck decked out with gaudy chrome, usually a Chevy, driven by a Mexican named Edgar or Jose.

"man, ever since I moved to Phoenix, all the paisas in their ched sleds always want to race me in my truck."

by whiskeymaker June 23, 2022

Fatty Sled

A fatty sled is the cart fatties ride in stores like Walmart because they are 600lbs and too lazy to walk.

Look at that heffer riding the fatty sled! It's barely movin'!

by Jackieboy17 September 2, 2016

head sled

A helmet with bicycle attached to it used for directing a girl while administering a blow job (horn & streemers optional).

Guy: Let's strap on that head sled suzi and go for a ride

Suzi: awsome, strap it on and lets party

by Samael Cutter January 13, 2009

box sledding

A colorful term for having sex with a fine young fox.

I'm in need to go box sledding with that hot little number.

by doyle December 5, 2003

head sled

A helmet with bicycle handles attached to it used for directing a girl while administering a blow job (horn & streemers optional).

Guy: Let's strap on that head sled suzi and go for a ride

Suzi: awsome, strap it on and lets party

by Samael Cutter October 26, 2008