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Santa Claus

Your Parents! TEAAA SPILTTT
Santa Clause forgot to fill my stocking! Man.😔
by _Kermit_The_Frog_ December 6, 2019
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Santa Claus

He is a pedophile who secretly watches over kids. Not only that, but he also has a large child porn collection in the world and he will be arrested for life and has to register as a sex offender for life and he has probation for life and there will be no Christmas.
by Comedyandhak June 8, 2022
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When a man unloads on a woman’s chin and gives her a white beard, making her look like Santa Claus
“I gave my husband a blowie last night and he gave me a Santa Claus”
by Crispybreakfastfood December 10, 2025
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Zat You, Santa Claus?

I said, who's there, who is it? Are you stopping for a visit?
'Zat You, Santa Claus?
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
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Santa Claus

A fucking rapist that kids idolize. He comes in your house late at night to rape your children. He fucks 'em rough when they're in the naughty list, and he fucks them even rougher when they're in the kind list, although he finds naughty kids more attractive. If the kids aren't good at fucking, he leaves coal, if they're good, he leaves gifts. He might look like a nice gentle man but he's just a dirty rapist, who's 15.000 years old. Creepy as fuck. (P.S. HE'LL ALSO EAT YO' UGLY ASS COOKIES).
He also gives and smokes weed.
Ana: Hey Josh, what did your kid ask to Santa Claus?
Josh: My kid can't write to Santa, I don't want her to be fucked at 4 by an old man.
Ana: Good, same with my kid also, I don't want that rapist to practice gay sex with my 6-year-old son.
by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 27, 2023
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Santa Claus

Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile. Not only is he a pervert who watches over children, but he also has a child pornography collection. In fact, he has the largest child porn collection in history. He is now sentenced to life in jail and he is now a registered sex offender.

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Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile.
by Comedyandhak June 8, 2022
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Santa claus

Other terms for inexistence
Hey! Santa Claus is fake. LOL
by Aloovn December 19, 2017
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