lemme shizzle yur tizzle & fizzle your pizzle

let me suck your titties and fuck your pussy.

by Anonymous August 10, 2003

pizzle

A pipe for smoking meth out of in california

Hey dood i need you to blow me a pizzle with this here incense container and blow torch

by Mr.RaulDuke November 25, 2018

pizzle 'fo shizzle

When you've got to take a leak, you say this phrase instead; it sounds a bit "gangsta".

Awww damn, I've got to pizzle 'fo shizzle!!!

by telephony00 April 10, 2024

pizzle offizzle

pissed off While Black..

1:Wassup wit dat bitch, dawg?
2:That bizzle be pizzle tha nizzle offizle

by Holla! September 28, 2003

pooch pizzle

A pooch pizzle is normally when you lean over and take a piss on something in the fashion of a male dog.

I decided to troll the other people in the urinal, so I leaned over, unzipped my pants, and took a big ol' pooch pizzle. The guy in the stall next to me... let's just say "he was damn pissed!"

One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.

by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017

Pizzling

When you've absolutely, wholly and completely thrashed something or someone in a way of totally consuming a resource or damaging something beyond repair.

Jeez Marnie came thru and gave that glass Barbie a real pizzling, you got rinsed bro.

by bigwillyp July 18, 2023

pizzled

being so puzzled you piss yourself

“i just pizzled myself”
“happens to the best of us”

by snail.lord October 1, 2022