weave issue

1. a hysterical fit; a conniption
2. a pretty big issue

1. I had such a weave issue when I saw those shoes on sale at Payless.
2. Did you know there are 360 calories in this SlimFast shake? That's a weave issue, if you ask me.

by Jens Lekman October 16, 2008

bitch issues

Noun, plural.

The possession of which indicates a womanly attitude in a man about stupid useless shit.

- "What's with Ian lately?"
- "Yeah, he's got bitch issues. He complained for five minutes about the paperwork for a valve spring."

by Looger May 18, 2005

Mommy Issues

When a mother figure in your life is emotionally/physically absent at any point in time, to the point where you hate her and think that she’s probably forgotten about you.

Person A: I have mommy issues because my birth mother disappeared

by RejectOfASadist May 7, 2022

Anger issues

When a guy gets really upset at small things, which generally lead to the shouting of an extended flow of curse words. Such is my problem. Plus it's a lot easier than "hulking up"

Theater Attendant: I'm sorry, but we are out of twizzlers.
Me: Motherfuckingshitwhorecockwranglingjizzdonkeylovingaffleckmonkeywang.
Theater Attendant: Oh wait, I found some.
Me: Score!

by Whitey October 2, 2003

Bitch Issue

Another, more shitty way to say 'issue'.

Damn, what's your bitch issue?

by some kid on UD January 26, 2011

Brother issues

A girl that falls inlove with someone like their brother whether bad or good

She has brother issues because her brother is doing life

by Donovan420 November 12, 2018

Brother issues

When you're brother is so toxic that he claimed you're going to go to hell for being a female and not worshipping men.

I've got brother issues and its causing me severe anxiety.

by Simpinson69 December 9, 2020