The gargling emu is a very complicated sexual maneuver. You need a bottle of windex, a sexual partner of the female gender, and a car. First you began ramming your partner in the vagina, then after lubricating it with your semen, you stick the head of the windex bottle into her cooter, and begin to squirt repeatedly. Then take one of her used tampons and proceed to eat it, after consumption, you will feel queasy, immediately lay your partner down on the driveway and run her over with your car, get out, and throw up on her, she will most likely be dead/unconcious. Then, go to the local Dairy Queen, eat a meal and after that, go to Wal-Mart and buy laxatives. Go to wear her body is, realease your squirty bowels all over her. Then if she is still alive, make her dinner, without taking a shower first.
Jeff: Karen, would you be delighted if I performed The Gargling Emu on you?
Karen: Jeff, that's all I ever wanted.
Jeff: Good, I ate 13 Chili-cheese-dogs.
Karen: Great! I'll get prepared for a real winner of a night!
Karen: Jeff, that's all I ever wanted.
Jeff: Good, I ate 13 Chili-cheese-dogs.
Karen: Great! I'll get prepared for a real winner of a night!
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1. a plot of ground, usually near a house, where flowers, shrubs, vegetables, fruits, or herbs are cultivated.
2. a move when during sexual intercourse with three people one partner sticks a hand in the girls vagina and another partner in her ass, and a high five is initiated in between.
1. a plot of ground, usually near a house, where flowers, shrubs, vegetables, fruits, or herbs are cultivated.
2. a move when during sexual intercourse with three people one partner sticks a hand in the girls vagina and another partner in her ass, and a high five is initiated in between.
X: Dude that was so hardcore last night.
Y: Yeah we gardened that girl so hard she's in the hospital and had to get stiches.
X: SHITTTT! I don't even think the Garden is legal in Texas.
Y: Yeah we gardened that girl so hard she's in the hospital and had to get stiches.
X: SHITTTT! I don't even think the Garden is legal in Texas.
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After a morning fuck session following a one night stand, you big spoon her while your dick recovers for another round. While recovering, you let it slip in her ass so she doesn't realize it till its too late. At this point, she either digs it or she bolts...either way, you win.
After a morning fuck session following a one night stand, you big spoon her while your dick recovers for another round. While recovering, you let it slip in her ass so she doesn't realize it till its too late. At this point, she either digs it or she bolts...either way, you win.
Travis was done messing with the broad, she needed to leave or let him put it in her ass so he gave her "the gardener"
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