Feed the Baby

A woman who is already pregnant (with child) allows a man to ejaculate(cum) inside of her while having intercourse (making love)...

It's a dark humor joke to insinuate the growing fetus (baby in the womb) will receive (eat) the semen from the man as food or nutrition because semen has been proven to have nutrients within it or there are no worries of the woman becoming pregnant because she is already pregnant....

Brenda is currently pregnant and she let me to "feed the baby"....

by LouLou3T November 21, 2019

feed the drain

The act of masturbating in a shower

Every morning, after dropping deuce, I like to feed the drain.

by jhamm December 9, 2010

Feed the Centipede

A way of announcing that you are going to the toilet in order to defecate.

I ate too much at lunch, I gotta go feed the centipede man

by CreamyBic October 27, 2012

feed the meter

To insert coins into, or otherwise pay, a parking meter.

I'll be right back—gotta feed the meter again so I don't find an orange envelope of shame on my windshield!

by southland August 18, 2017

Feed the bleed

When your on your period or due on and you have to eat everything in your fridge!

Oh girls I need to feed the bleed! Let's get a dominos.

by Girlbossadventures September 25, 2017

Feed the Ducks

Unsolicited, undesired invitation to a homosexual relationship

Jim: you wanna feed the ducks?
Bob: no, brah, I don’t swing that way.
Jim: ok, you wanna feed the snake?

by barffbag June 14, 2018

FEED THE GOOSE.

The broke college student is the goose. FEED THE GOOSE. is the students’ cry for money and/or food.

Student 1: Dang man, I really gotta get to the grocery store but my bank account is literally empty.

Student 2: Maybe you should ask your parents if they’ll FEED THE GOOSE.

by Hobbitlobby September 15, 2018