couponer

A couponer is a person that uses every coupon they find on discounts/sales at their local stores. They usually have their stocks of stuff down in a basment or room.

"Melissa told me she wants to start collecting coupons; become a couponer."

by phoenix18 September 13, 2020

Coupon Ghoul

When your mom sends you to the grocery store, but it couldn't be easy.
-Eggs
-Steak
-shredded cheese
...
NOPE

- 2 for $5 Egglands best Grade A Size Large Offical EB Eggs Garunteed
- 16 oz London Broiler (Nature's Own) Special 2 for 1 BOGO $4.59 with shoppers card
- Strogener's monzorella high quality 16 oz bag, not 20 oz lightly shredded county style sharp cheese
...
(this, but i seriously came home with 30lbs of meat)

George: "BRO, I hate shopping groceries for my mom, she gave me this stupid list of specials and crap. Now I have to read everything!"

John: "Dude, your mom's a Coupon Ghoul."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Captain Crunch Glock box top coupon

Something totally crazy or absurd

Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons

by Keepingitreal4u May 25, 2021

Green Coupons

money; cash, dollars ETC.

All she ever wanted was my green coupons

by Lindes Adaks September 3, 2018

Wet coupon

It’s the action of taking a CVS receipt wrap it around the male member and dip in K.Y Jelly, and then you proceed to take you’re partner to fuck town!

Dude, I totally gave Mary-Ann a wet coupon last night!

Man, I heard that’s the best sex position!

by CVSstoremanager January 16, 2020

Happy Go Coupon

the smart, savvy, saving, shopper. Uses coupons wisely, is organized, never pays full price for anything, has on a happy go lucky face. Happy face = happy wallet.

That girl Addy is so Happy Go Coupon when she shops! She doesn't pay JACK for her stuff!

by sea rock February 19, 2011

Coupon Nazi

An employee in a service sector job, usually low-ranking, who tries to find any excuse not to accept coupons.

I tried to use a coupon, but the Coupon Nazi at the register read me the riot act.

by RoundenBrown December 13, 2019