It’s the action of taking a CVS receipt wrap it around the male member and dip in K.Y Jelly, and then you proceed to take you’re partner to fuck town!
by CVSstoremanager January 16, 2020

by Themenofmen07 October 21, 2020

Means concept, idea, or deal that was or became convoluted, distorted, or got messed up to an unintended outcome.
I bought thing A at a good price and it turned out to have an issue that made it not a good price. It was a spastic coupon! That person appears to be good person but turned out to be a person that just used you. That person turned out to be a spastic coupon.
by Original42 November 20, 2012

A "clip 'n' save" slip of paper for a local restaurant dat entitles you to a free or discounted upgrade in da mustard-sauce included wif your meal.
Financially-solvent dude: I really appreciate how Tiffany always orders just bargain-basement fare whenever we go out to eat; she never asks for fancy seasonings unless I have a poupon coupon for said meal.
by QuacksO February 23, 2022

the smart, savvy, saving, shopper. Uses coupons wisely, is organized, never pays full price for anything, has on a happy go lucky face. Happy face = happy wallet.
by sea rock February 19, 2011

A couponer is a person that uses every coupon they find on discounts/sales at their local stores. They usually have their stocks of stuff down in a basment or room.
by phoenix18 September 13, 2020
