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Turtles

by @Zombie_TurtleBoy or @Aaron J October 28, 2019
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Turtled

When you have a small dick and shrinkage. Your dick creeps so you have little hang and mostly head. Very much like a turtle’s head hiding in it’s shell.
My bathroom has a draft from the fan and I’m always turtled when I’m getting into the shower
by Richard Smalls January 31, 2020
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turtle

by itsutzoycoycpu August 8, 2017
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Turtle

Verb; The act of moving from one place to another, usually involves going out somewhere more lively than one's current location (such as going from a house to a pub/club.)
Example 1

Should we turtle to the pub for some Jägerbombs?

Example 2

Are we turtling to the boat or staying for one more pint?
by Spuds Mackenzie October 23, 2018
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Turtle

A beautiful animal everyone likes especially you.
by A turtle thats bored January 30, 2019
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Turtling

Turtling is being too slow at doing things such as morning routine, or taking a shower or getting dressed or getting work done.
E.g. I've been turtling all morning, messaging people instead of showering and eating breakfast and getting out the door and being in massive action towards my goals
by Massive action June 8, 2017
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Turtle

When a person, typically a female, regurgitates semen during a blowjob and spits it back up the urethra.
Pamela gave me a damn good turtle last night.
by gustebeast November 6, 2016
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