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Turtle

A beautiful animal everyone likes especially you.
by A turtle thats bored January 30, 2019
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by itsutzoycoycpu August 8, 2017
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Turtle

Verb; The act of moving from one place to another, usually involves going out somewhere more lively than one's current location (such as going from a house to a pub/club.)
Example 1

Should we turtle to the pub for some Jägerbombs?

Example 2

Are we turtling to the boat or staying for one more pint?
by Spuds Mackenzie October 23, 2018
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Fucking slow pieces of flesh that use my plastic straws
by Spring time July 7, 2020
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The Turtle

When not being able to go to the toilet, and you have to shit so bad the tip of your shit goes out of your anus and say " heeeey " and goes back inside.
by Uw00tmejt January 22, 2017
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Turtles are the best type of animal ever they are best
Man:Dude I love turtles
other man: i know right
man theres one now
by turtlelover71 June 4, 2018
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When a person, typically a female, regurgitates semen during a blowjob and spits it back up the urethra.
Pamela gave me a damn good turtle last night.
by gustebeast November 6, 2016
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