scorpion dick

a dick in which is curved up into the direction of the belly button. (this shape of the dick is physically impossible)

Shut up you have a scorpion dick.

by butt pluggz February 19, 2009

scorpion whip

Performing an upper decker while being blown by a goat. This technique was pioneered by J. M. during a work related trip.

They give the phattest scorpion whips in the world down Longview, TX.

by Jerry Raffe February 12, 2005

Scorpion Men

Creatures with one top half of it human and the other half scorpion. Often depicted in Sumerian and other early Mesopotamian art, they were armed with stingers and bows and arrows that never missed the target. One of them did help Giglamesh get to the Land of the Dead.

*Scorpion Men scramper by*

Nerd: "Did you see Scorpion men walk by?"

Jock: "Are you imagining this shit again?"

by Sasquatch_Rebel May 2, 2008

Scorpion punch

To fiercely jab someone with your fingers on the top-left or top-right of the torso. This is designed to be incredibly painful if done correctly. Upon successfully scorpion punching someone, the attacker must yell "BITCH!" in order to claim supremacy over the victim.

Nick: "Please don't scorpion punch me!!!"
*scorpion punch*
John: "BITCH!"

by allsyx May 28, 2011

The Scorpion Stinger

underrated person in the total drama community

The Scorpion Stinger deserves more attention, he is that underrated

by TheScorpionSpammer July 10, 2018

El Scorpion

spanish for the scorpion.

holy fish tits! look at el scorpion.

by adam p richardsonface. January 14, 2008

Bag of scorpions

A terrible human being who draws you in with their good looks and sexual abilities, but later reveals their utter soullessness. These individuals are known for lying, cheating and general soul-crushing. A figurative "bag of scorpions" resides where their hearts should be.

My bag of scorpions fucked my best friend last night and now wants a ride to the airport. Should I take him/her?

by LizLemmon September 3, 2012