Robertoism

The feeling of being lit while also simping. Especially at random times.

Look at Alexander, Robertoism at its finest.

by Stayyy.wettt June 5, 2018

Roberto Tobias

A nigga who like it dirty, usually they are Asian .
They usually like to play allot video games. During there free time they usually watch porn or jerk there average size penises.

Yo Roberto Tobias did a big one on me last night.

by Dartcoc November 6, 2017

Roberto

A very fat but funny dude. He can gain 20 pounds in one week and never lose it. Roberto is the kind of guy to get left on opened and say "she is playing hard to get"

Omg look at Roberto I bet he gets left on opened.

by Pr ri 7b November 2, 2022

Roberto

The worlds biggest hardman ever. You need help with lifting steel, just call a Roberto. What a legend

#hardman #Roberto

by HYvNiJnnsn December 18, 2019

San Roberto

San Roberto is a public school in Monterrey Mexico were kids there barely get any education

San Roberto is a “smart environment”

by useratackhelicopter123 April 16, 2021

Roberto

I really hope I could see you once again just to tell you how much I hate you. You took everything and left me there behind sobbing about all the things you did to me. The scars are still not healed and I will never be the same since the day I met you. I wish I could do such terrible things to you as you did to me.

burn in hell roberto

by sechaninii November 21, 2021

Roberto Velazquez

Roberto, a kind hearted guy who loves to joke around, he's handsome, fun and trustworthy, he's got big hands and a cheerful smile, my days brighten just looking at him, the guy you'd want to be with all times.

Girl 1: Oh wow! Who's that?

Girl 2: You don't know who that is? That's Roberto Velazquez!

by Enyli_nya October 10, 2021