brown palace

(n) a person's asshole

I put it in her brown palace last night.

by Landon February 28, 2005

shit palace

A place that is an utter shit hole, dump, pig sty, messy disaster area. Usually occupied by a single strait guy. But for some reason they think its supper neat and Ok to invite chicks over.

Ryans place is a total shit palace.

by rommate s dirty girl January 13, 2010

Poon Palace

A place of business where a vast majority of the employees there are attractive females.

The IHOP, Woodman's, and Cherryvale Mall are all examples of poon palaces you can find in Rockford, Illinois.

by Satchmo II February 14, 2005

p' palace

n. (pe pal-is)
a room or space where women go to get stuck. see also, pussy palace
opposite of dick dungeon.

I got the girl loaded and took her back to the p' palace.

by A Guy Named Gal March 29, 2005

Emo Palace

An emo palace is a household with an emo kid, usually more than one. Emo Palaces may contain many emo corners and razorblades for comfort and recreational purposes.

Look at Ashley retreat into her Emo Palace. I heard she sits in her emo corner with her razorblades and slits her wrists.

by Mister Miser March 22, 2008

cum palace

A cum palace is an adult bookstore with gloryholes for guys to suck dick or get sucked.

I'm horny -- Let's go down to the cum palace and suck some dick!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

crystal palace

A poorly performing London based team. The agitation that is felt for them, but yet not for teams such as Fulham, comes from Palace fans belief that they are actually good. In the rare event of them winning, the score is recorded and then brandished at every available point. Additionally their manager, Ian Dowie feels it his place (from the relegation zone) to advise Tottenham and other higher ranked teams on how they should play. The majority of their fans are incredibly smug individuals.

Even though Palace have been relegated, their smug fans will find a silver lining to it.

by Matt May 15, 2005