When you're at a bar and you order one drink at a time, making the bartender make each drink every time, and even if you want two of the same thing, you'll make the bartender make it twice separately, because you're a piece of shit.
by Jeffazhey February 2, 2017
Get the chain orderingmug. by stinkules July 20, 2009
Get the zalphabetical ordermug. Dave: Here's the list of birthdays.
Betty: December is not before November. You got it in chronoillogical order.
Betty: December is not before November. You got it in chronoillogical order.
by iamsonotlying July 16, 2018
Get the chronoillogical ordermug. The act of purchasing a video game or software before it's actually released; often to gain some slight reward, easter egg or advantage when eventually playing the game itself.
The term was coined by the software vendors, and literally represents an impossible act, since what you are doing is actually regular ordering, with real money. The correct definition of what you are doing is "post getting".
The term was coined by the software vendors, and literally represents an impossible act, since what you are doing is actually regular ordering, with real money. The correct definition of what you are doing is "post getting".
"I had a spare $50 lying around, so I pre-ordered Moons Over Mars so my character would have the g-string of death. Had I waited for 3 weeks post-release; I would have only paid 19.50"
by Al Capella September 21, 2011
Get the pre-ordermug. When everything naturally goes your way because you're the shit - you order the groupies and ballers around ending the statement with "captains orders"
Nick: you need to take a hit of this dank ass shit, Captains Orders.
Aileen: but i feel stupid when i smoke 4 joints after the gravity bong :(:(:(:(:(
Lindsey: shut up and toke now bitch, its Captains Orders!!
Rachael: Captains Ooooooooooooorderrrrrrrrrrrrsss.
Aileen: but i feel stupid when i smoke 4 joints after the gravity bong :(:(:(:(:(
Lindsey: shut up and toke now bitch, its Captains Orders!!
Rachael: Captains Ooooooooooooorderrrrrrrrrrrrsss.
by USeLeSs_iDiOT July 30, 2010
Get the Captains Ordersmug. Getting people to accept a compromise in a polarized forum like that before the vacation is a tall order.
by The Return of Light Joker December 29, 2011
Get the tall ordermug. the ability to loose your IQ or most of it at the moment of ordering food.
this can be more accentuated if the person taking the order is a female waitress
this can be more accentuated if the person taking the order is a female waitress
waitress: hi what would you like to order
himmy: ahhhh, mmmmm, uuuhhhh, no no wait.
waitress: oh i see you are an order impaired person its ok.
himmy: ahhhh, mmmmm, uuuhhhh, no no wait.
waitress: oh i see you are an order impaired person its ok.
by zequimos December 19, 2011
Get the Order impairedmug.