Wooly Mammoth

A very unattractive and fat person. Usually said when the person is thought to be atractive but when you see a picture they are ugly.
Kyle: Hey this hot girl is sending me a picture of her!
Jason: Let me see!
Kyle: Just received it, take a look!
Jason:....She looks like a wooly mammoth!
Kyle: FTW
by AHHH ITS A MAMMOTH April 07, 2011
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Joe Mammoth

America’s “good ol boy”. Can throw a football through a brick wall. If the movie “Roadhouse” was a person. Has the hottest girlfriend. Drives an El Camino.
With dance moves like that, it has to be Joe Mammoth.
by JoeMammoth1 November 23, 2021
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Mammoth Snouting

When you have a large poo close to coming out and you desperately need the toilet.
Dude, I gotta get to the toilet soon, I'm mammoth snouting!
by Bulbaswag November 18, 2013
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mammoth cooter

A bad bitch with a large cooter, often time may have a Camel toe.
Yo that girl got a mammoth cooter
by Mammothmomma August 30, 2020
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Mammoth

In scam jargon, a mammoth is a victim. In youth slang, a mammoth is a person who does not understand modern technologies, has an outdated worldview or does not have critical thinking and is “led” to any “divorce”. As you understand, these are the people who become victims of scammers.
-How is this a scam, I thought i really was the 100.000th visitor
-Yeah, you're such a mammoth
by Ko3aK July 23, 2022
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Mammoth

An entity that is as old as time and provides quite the stylish winter coat. Large in size and extinct since the ice age.
"Yo, your mom looks like a mammoth."
"If only she was a little uglier I wouldn't have had to been born."
by Uncrowned King June 18, 2021
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Mammoth

So when the dinosaurs dun got goofed and became birds, the mammals went in. They evolved and evolved and then. Mammoth. So, a Mammoth lived in the Ice Age where the Earth got frostbite again.It was basically this elephant with long brown hair. It was herbivorous and liked to live in herds. And thats basically it. Not much to it, but it was a pretty cool animal persay. Oh yea, sabretooths and them wolfs killed them.
by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017
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