Gronk

In sports, seriously injuring yours or someones knee.

"Derek Rose gronked himself in the playoffs a few years ago"

"I can't wait to gronk your Quarterback in Madden"

by therealteanor September 01, 2014

Gronk

1. Person who enjoys alternitave music.
2. Person who is NOT a jock fag.
3. Person who screwed j0r mudda.

Those gronks, They rock pretty hard!

by GRONKER November 23, 2003

Gronk

Someone who cannot walk in a straight line without tripping over his freakishly large feet making worse the fact that when his face hits the ground his enormous buck teeth scrape the ground letting out a hideous high pitch scraping sound

"A cute cuddly bunny rabbit = Gronk"

by Marikah August 30, 2005

Gronk

Some one who is tall and fat, they smell all the time and never have any money.

"hey man can yo buy my lunch? i left my wallet in the car, i swear to go i will pay you back man!"

by Holley November 02, 2003

gronk

A ugly or homely woman. One that you wouldn't have sex with with your worst enemy's prick. Usally used as a one word sentance with accent on the 'o'.

Gronk

by gronk May 24, 2003

Gronk

A complete idiot that makes noises that sound like "GRONK" they are often hunchbacked and snaggle toothed victims of broompa-loompas

did you see that ugly gronk get brroooOOOOMMPed by that broompa-loompa?

by Soothsayer December 02, 2003

Gronk

Rough, crass, common slag - can be found in prolific areas of in-breeding in Somerset and Wiltshire

by Anonymous April 29, 2003