Gronk

In sports, seriously injuring yours or someones knee.

"Derek Rose gronked himself in the playoffs a few years ago"

"I can't wait to gronk your Quarterback in Madden"

by therealteanor September 1, 2014

Gronk

1. Person who enjoys alternitave music.
2. Person who is NOT a jock fag.
3. Person who screwed j0r mudda.

Those gronks, They rock pretty hard!

by GRONKER November 22, 2003

Gronk

Some one who is tall and fat, they smell all the time and never have any money.

"hey man can yo buy my lunch? i left my wallet in the car, i swear to go i will pay you back man!"

by Holley November 1, 2003

Gronk

Someone who cannot walk in a straight line without tripping over his freakishly large feet making worse the fact that when his face hits the ground his enormous buck teeth scrape the ground letting out a hideous high pitch scraping sound

"A cute cuddly bunny rabbit = Gronk"

by Marikah September 20, 2005

gronk

A ugly or homely woman. One that you wouldn't have sex with with your worst enemy's prick. Usally used as a one word sentance with accent on the 'o'.

Gronk

by gronk May 24, 2003

Gronk

A complete idiot that makes noises that sound like "GRONK" they are often hunchbacked and snaggle toothed victims of broompa-loompas

did you see that ugly gronk get brroooOOOOMMPed by that broompa-loompa?

by Soothsayer December 1, 2003

Gronk

Rough, crass, common slag - can be found in prolific areas of in-breeding in Somerset and Wiltshire

by Anonymous April 29, 2003