Baby Egyptian

The craziest girl in the world

Person 1: "Hey what is she doing over there"
Person 2: "Don't worry she's just a baby Egyptian"
Person 1: "Oh ok makes sense" *quickly starts moving away from her*

by bigbruhmoment1234321 April 13, 2020

Egyptian Scribbler

A surgical procedure which involves the removal of the nut sack so your balls are just hanging, and then having an apple core inserted into your asshole, and sewed in

Paul: Man, the Jews are responsible for 9/11
Chubz: Shut up fat ass before I pay Jimmy to sneak into your house at night to give you an Egyptian Scribbler

by FatJoker February 24, 2008

Egyptian Tugboat

When two men do a standing 69 in a swimming pool while wearing sheepskin condoms.

Hey, look at Eric and Keith doing a standing 69 over there in that swimming pool! If I didn't know any better I would say they were engaged in an Egyptian Tugboat... Oh wait, is that... Yep! There are the sheepskin condoms - definitely an Egyptian Tugboat in progress.

by Hat Garrett November 09, 2010

Egyptian Bagpipe

A variation of the typical "bagpipe" however instead of using the armpit you use the back of the knee for sexual gratification.

I asked if she wanted to do the egyptian bagpipe but then i realized we couldn't because she was a double leg amputee.

by Austin R & J Karr May 04, 2007

Egyptian Sandals

When ones feet are cold. An individual, preferably a male place his testicles on the feet of the individual who is cold.

Brooke and Katie's feet were cold so Robbie and Tyler gave them a pair of Egyptian Sandals.

by Egyptian Sandals June 27, 2010

egyptian powder

basically a cross mix between Egyptian Cocaine and Meth.

Egyptian Powder is addicting as fuck

by Bethy Baby December 12, 2007

Egyptian tickle

The act of wrapping your partner in used toilet paper, then tickling the answer with a feather.

The wife and I tried a Egyptian tickle last night.

by Waawaaweewaa70 December 24, 2021