Rain Derby

A rain coat. Originates from 16th century England. While viewing races, spectators had to keep dry while it rained.

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by Matt Subadafo September 26, 2009

Meat Derby

A gangbang without any penetration, rather a series of mushroom slaps, resulting in many many facials.

That chick was in a series of meat derbies.

That was a meat derby of epic proportions.

by Jizz Factory May 4, 2010

Kentucky Derby

A stand-up shitting contest with a photo finish (to avoid disputes, of course). Two or more individuals partake in a standing defecation where winners are determined by the longest unbroken "tail" at any given point.

I heard the DC Talk roadies used to crunk up the groupies and hold Kentucky Derbys to decide which ones got to hang with the band.

by Mung the Merciful October 17, 2008

Derby Turnover

When two people bendover and put their pooholes together and crap after sex.

Lisa "Oh my god Tom asked if I wanted to Derby turnover with him, gross!"

by HiImA[Loser] March 22, 2009

Roller Derby

girls (and sometimes boys), skating on a circular track, hitting each other down and such. did i mention their wearing fishnets and tiny mini skirts. basically, The single hottest thing i have ever witnessed.

Roller Derby; a sport for the girls who tore the heads off their barbies.

by Nana H.H. Semaj March 14, 2011

kentucky derby

Sex lasting as long as The Kentucky Derby (approximately two mintues).

"Me and the 'ol lady did The Kentucky Derby last night."

by Indian Charlie May 17, 2006

Kentucky Derby

In a college setting, when two couples compete in having sex in the same room. The bed must rock like you're riding a horse. The couple that finishes first raises an arm to signal that they have "finished."

"Hey man! Who won the Kentucky Derby last night?"

"It was close, but I beat my roommate by like 2 seconds!"

by Wilshire89 May 2, 2010