Why defend bad people

Because it's the basis of our legal system

Hym "Why defend bad people, Candace? Isn't one of the axioms of your religion that everyone is bad? Literally? If you can't defend bad people (to you) YOU can't defend anyone!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024

Statue Defender

Overweight, drunk, racist middle-aged Englishmen who use the defence of statutes as a cover for just being drunken racists in the middle of the working week.

Hey Sarah, want to go to the Hare and Hounds later?

No thanks Jane, that place is full of Statue Defenders.

by CallMeClive July 1, 2020

Defend

Defend any harms

Geneva defend sheen's argument

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Nexis Defender

A person that defends a multiverse

see him? He's the Nexis Defender

by GoldenGlory65 February 18, 2023

Israel has the right to defend itself

A generic phrase meant to silence any valid criticism or even simply perceived criticism of Israels methods with regards to Palestinians and Palestine as a whole. The question is… How can a “defending” nation be making territorial gains?

Concerned Human: “So many innocent Palestinian children have died from IDF bombardments…”

Israeli shill: “Israel has the right to defend itself.”

by Kind Scholar October 22, 2023

Apparent Defendant

A defendant in a criminal trial who is obviously guilty

Public defenders always have a very difficult job when they have to represent an apparent defendant

by o23gfh August 8, 2025

Defending

Oh, well I can explain that.

Hym "So imagine you're defending the guy for doing that thing I was talking about earlier. You would look pretty stupid for doing that if that guy were to turn around an let a sister molester and ree-lon steal your shit. Because it's one thing to make a defense of someone predicated on, like, the banality of groupies and another thing entirely to defend someone who's actively participating in your deprivation. Of both credit an money. And the to learn by way of 'Some More News' that the situation was far different than I had initially intended. And as I said previously, it was starting to look like Ree-lon was pretending and or claiming to be me and THAT is outside of the preview of the essence loan AND I was accused of discrimination. Which I do not do. Accused of discriminating by a Jew. But hey, if there is some kind of information I don't have that would theoretically change my mind I am totally and completely open to hearing it."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2025