sucks the bag

adj.

1. Inferior, as in quality, condition or effect
2. Severe or unfavorable
3. Being far from a standard; less desireable or satisfactory

v.

1. The act of licking, sucking or otherwise orally stimulating the scrotum and testes
2. Blowing the hairy bagpipes; shining the family jewels.

1. Waking up in a puddle of your own vomit really sucks the bag.

2. A woman who sucks the bag while slobbing the knob is a keeper.

by Flex June 25, 2004

schwiggity schwag, what's in the bag?

a cool/unique way of asking what's up

John: schwiggity schwag, what's in the bag?
Sara: nothin, just a bag of potato chips (sara is eating potato chips) schwiggity schwag, what's in YOUR bag?
John: nothin, just some math homework (john is doing math homework)

by iamsosmrtiamsosmrt September 1, 2009

Dipping the bag

one step further than balls deep. To insert your penis fully into a vagina to the point where you are also able to insert you testicles.

Not to be confused with Bopping the bag.

I heard he was dipping the bag with Sonia last night.

by jamaicascreem December 11, 2010

Secure The Bag

To get money and be able to keep money. Or to comfortable with the amount of money you sitting on.

"Ay you tryna hit the mall tonight"

"Nah not tonight I'm workin"

"Damn, you always at work"

"You know I gotta secure the bag"

by Anon090807 March 14, 2020

James the bag

The act of ripping an empty bag of cocaine open and rubbing it on one's gums

Hey, are we out of blow bro? Mind if I james the bag?

by Shit McShit February 19, 2023

Fumble the bag

Messing up when the stakes are of high importance, especially in an RVK flex game. Then proceeding to lose out on a significant gain (usually in terms of finances or LP points).

B: "Ja som hrával Zeda"
B: *Proceeds to fumble the bag on Zed*
V: "gg enemy Katarina 25 kills, that epic fail, go next"

by Trabala May 5, 2023

whack the bag

To jerk off profusively pounding on your sack.

I caught Gil whacking his bag today.

by phil January 24, 2004