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Master Bates

A tried and true weathered deck hand.

No one pulls sail more than he!
Master Bates, first mate to Jake the Great has sailed the seven seas fer many a years.

Strengths include:
1, finest canon polisher to ever sail

2, a first class sail puller

3, energetic as they cum

Weaknesses include:

1, weak and usually bruised wrists
Aye heard tell that all the wenches love te walk in and catch Master Bates polishing his canon!
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nerd-bateing

To arguee about a nerdy or geeky topic or subject.
Kevin and Marcos were nerd-bateing all through lunch about how to pronounce "klingon" from star trek.
by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008
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Mrs. Bates

A woman who, when seen from behind, is very attractive. However, when she turns around, she's very unattractive.
Damn, check her out, her ass is AMAZING, this woman is hot! (woman turns around) Oh shit, she's a Mrs. Bates!
by hmmurdock75 April 8, 2020
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Bate mask

A virtual reality headset used almost exclusively for watching porn while masturbating.
I cant believe my mom got me a bate mask for christmas, you guys.
by Warmtoiletseats January 12, 2018
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gooning and bating

Twirlina: Gurl where’s ms thing?
Samantha: gooning and bating, Gurl, gooning and bating
by Squirtgirl_69 September 4, 2023
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Bates face

When some creep or weirdo stares at you so intently, just like Norman Bates from the movie Psycho, they are giving you a Bates face.
"Did you just see that weirdo give me a Bates face?"

"Stop staring at me with your Bates face, it's creeping me out!"
by KellyJane May 24, 2013
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