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Gravity Trash

1) When one reaches a state of superb fucked up-ness and they are incapable of moving or performing basic motor functions. Usually a result of being white girl wasted or stoney stoned, a combination of the two almost always results in one becoming gravity trash.
- Dave killed a bottle of Jack and smoked a GB, now he's gravity trash glued to his chair.

- Whose the gravity trash out on the front lawn?
by djcrazypaws September 29, 2012
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Gravity Junkie

A larger person who uses more gravity than other individuals.
That cashier at Big Lots named Largish was a real Gravity Junkie.
by Largish September 11, 2020
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Ginger Gravity

The invisible, physical force that overcomes interference from other individuals and attracts those with ginger hair to sit together in a crowded room. The more ginger an object is, the stronger the gravitational pull is.
"Jeez, there's a lot of people on the tube this morning, but Ginger Gravity has overcome us all"
by Psyn1c June 8, 2017
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gravity's lure

En español

-Atracción de la gravedad

in English

-attraction of gravity
-gravitational attraction
En español

-Al flotar por encima de la atracción de la gravedad

in English

Hovering above gravity's lure
by Séneca July 19, 2014
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Gravity Vortex

The Gravity VORTEX is the world’s first portable gravity smoking device that hits like a gravity bong and is smooth like a vaporizer. Winner of the gold medal at the 2006 High Times Cannabis Cup, the VORTEX is quickly taking the smoking world by storm.

As the water drains, filtered smoke fills the top chamber, clean, cool hit that wont hurt your lungs. Its made of high quality poly carbonate, so its virtually indestructible. Perfect for dorm rooms, outdoor adventures, and small enough to put in your backpack and bring to a party.

It is very easy-to-use and fun for parties. You only have to use a small amount of product to get the same effect as a vaporizer. Everyone will have a fun time watching the physics drain the water to the bottom chamber, while at the same time pulling a 2-liter bottle size gravity hit. The days of messy bottles and buckets are over.

In addition to being a fun and social way to smoke, the VORTEX is endorsed by the medical smoking community for the therapeutic benefits it provides. Patients now have new relief and comfort for their illnesses.
My friends and I all got together and smoked this new GRAVITY VORTEX.

Pass me the Gravity VORTEX...
by 9.8 Entertainment July 29, 2007
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Gravity Shit

When a public toilet is so repulsive but you can't wait to find another. A person squats over the toilet without ever touching it and let's gravity do what it does best.
Man, that toilet was so nasty, but I couldn't hold it any longer so I took a gravity shit.
by Glen666 December 28, 2007
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Gravity Wizard

Someone or something that majors in large imaginary forces such as physics and philosophy. They learn to use their power to manipulate these imaginary forces to their will. Unfortunately, most gravity wizards have terrible balance and are very clumsy.
Michael: "Be careful going up those steps Gravity Wizard."
Anna:"What" *trips and falls*
by xXTinyXx October 11, 2009
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