Ginger Gravity

The invisible, physical force that overcomes interference from other individuals and attracts those with ginger hair to sit together in a crowded room. The more ginger an object is, the stronger the gravitational pull is.
"Jeez, there's a lot of people on the tube this morning, but Ginger Gravity has overcome us all"
by Psyn1c June 08, 2017
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