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Thanksgiving pants by Bj.noggy February 15, 2017
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Thanksgiving Cranberry Musket Balling
Kicking up your traditional musket ball activity (the act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of the asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum) using a bulk sized bag of whole, fresh cranberries from your local Costco.
My grandma was furious when she found out my uncle Frank had taken her fresh cranberries and had been thanksgiving cranberry musket balling me in the back bedroom. She ended up having to use the canned cranberry sauce instead. I was farting cranberries out all through dinner.
One by one, he packed me full with a festive evening of thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. It really made me get into the holiday spirit early this year.
He pounded down an entire bag into my rectum last night doing a little thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. Let’s just say the next morning I gave some new meaning to the words Ocean Spay Cranberry Juice.
One by one, he packed me full with a festive evening of thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. It really made me get into the holiday spirit early this year.
He pounded down an entire bag into my rectum last night doing a little thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. Let’s just say the next morning I gave some new meaning to the words Ocean Spay Cranberry Juice.
Thanksgiving Cranberry Musket Balling by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020
Thanksgiving Stuff n’ Stiff
When you help your mom clean and prep the thanksgiving day Turkey for stuffing and you get a raging hard on by fisting the bird’s cavity.
We were up at 6 am prepping the Turkey and I did the old thanksgiving stuff n’ stiff. I was fisting that bird just like my uncle fisted me last year.
Thanksgiving Stuff n’ Stiff by Dick Onchin November 24, 2020
Thanksgiving Clapback
A snarky retort you give to a family member during Thanksgiving, usually in response to a passive aggressive remark made by said family member.
Uncle: "Why you always in and out of this house?"
Me: "Why are you always in and out of jail?"
Cousin: "Still struggling to find a job, huh?"
Me: "Still struggling to find your baby daddy, huh?" #Thanksgiving Clapback
Me: "Why are you always in and out of jail?"
Cousin: "Still struggling to find a job, huh?"
Me: "Still struggling to find your baby daddy, huh?" #Thanksgiving Clapback
Thanksgiving Clapback by Gladilay November 20, 2017
thanksgiving dinner
The act of consuming a mouthful of mashed potatoes while pleasuring a male orally. The dinner concludes when the male climaxes, depositing his "gravy" into the potatoes which are then digested.
thanksgiving dinner by Pilgrimmace October 20, 2008
Thanksgiving Nut Gobble
When a girl offers her man a blowjob on the morning of Thanksgiving but instead of sucking his dick she puts his balls in
her mouth and bites down as hard as possible. She then says "Happy Thanksgiving!", slaps him really hard on the face, and walks out the door.
her mouth and bites down as hard as possible. She then says "Happy Thanksgiving!", slaps him really hard on the face, and walks out the door.
He didn't even see the Thanksgiving nut gobble coming but he she saw it happen. They almost didn't believe him at the hospital.
Thanksgiving Nut Gobble by srathraz November 27, 2009
Thanksgiving Dinner
When you push your nutsack and cock between your legs the goat but make sure it is resting on your palm so that it looks like your serving a full course meal.
I opened the door and to my surprise my brother was serving a Thanksgiving dinner to his girlfriend.
"Im glad grandma missed my thanksgiving dinner, she would of thrown up."
"Im glad grandma missed my thanksgiving dinner, she would of thrown up."
Thanksgiving Dinner by The Mighty Pilgram October 10, 2012