Text sandwich

Driving between two vehicles being driven by women who are texting while driving.

I am lucky to be alive, I have been a text sandwich for the last 25 miles.

by Browser7 March 29, 2013

Text Peeve

When a texting pattern pisses you off.
When the way someone texts annoys you.

Kathy: heyy wuts up?
Beth: nm. wuz just txting Emily but had to get off

Kathy: y? rn't we txting now?
Beth: ya but she kept txting only one word answers- soo

annoying!
Kathy: omg wut a text peeve!

by annonymouse123 May 15, 2011

Wiener texting

The act of sending a text message by strategically flopping your chode upon the cold surface of your phone's touchscreen keyboard, then proceeding to flop it upon the 'send' key.

Person one: Bro, why the hell did you send me a bunch of random letters?
Person two: HOW DARE YOU! I was wiener texting you.
Person one: I consider it a distinct honor.

by dsman444 May 15, 2016

double texting

when someone texts you and you dont respond so they text you again later.

hailey: hi (10:11am)
hailey: hru? (1:35pm)
martin: im ok. (3:09pm)

martin: hailey wont stop double texting me. she's getting on my nerves (1:38pm)
aiden: damn man (1:39pm)

by i like correcting definitions July 4, 2020

wall of text

A massive, and terribly formatted post or write up. Your eyes might bleed from trying to read it.

I went to read that kids post but saw it was just a wall of text and gave up.

by hoodlum0 January 3, 2009

booty text

The lazy, low-commitment version of the booty call

booty text from 555-5555
What are you doing? Wanna come over and sleep in my bed?

by april1 April 1, 2008

Drunk Texting

When you’re absolutely cocked out of your mind and you text people things you’d never ever text them while sober.

Your friend: “You were so drunk last night”
You: “No I wasn’t what are you talkin about?”
Your friend: “Dude you were drunk texting your dad asking if he was a virgin.”
You: “Ahhhh fuck me not again.”’
Your friend: “What?”
You: “Nevermind.”

by brenfo_27 November 27, 2019