temperature tantrum

Temperature tantrum: When you get cranky and pissy because it's so uncomfortably hot. The temperature-mood based equivalent of being hangry.

It's 75 degrees in here. Why are you wearing a robe and sweatshirt? How are you not hot? The fan is NOT putting a chill in the air. You better put the AC on to 66 before I throw a temperature tantrum.

by Slateythree December 15, 2018

temisola

Originally means "lay me in wealth" anyone called Temisola is either rich or destined to be rich.

I met a Temisola the other day, she was loaded...

by Temzy January 1, 2020

Dick Tamping

The bizarre act seen in many porn films whereby a distinguished gentleman or gracious lady with strap-on, grips the base of the phallus and lightly taps it upon the meaty buttock-flesh of a partner presenting themselves by resting on the knees and hands (or elbows (...or face)). The most likely explanation for this phenomenon was offered by Professor Archibald Knobblyknackers of Christ College, Oxford, who theorised that the action was originally designed to test the hollowness of the awaiting bung-hole after the disastrous attempt by a disoriented Ron Jeremy to sodomise a helpless-yet-impenetrable Venus De Milo prop, which resulted in an imploded bellend and the brief resurrection of Michelangelo Batio for vengeance, who was given licence to murder twelve pigeons after a hazardous filing error and accidental double-lifing on account of the fact he wasn’t dead in the first place. Thus, dick tamping was subsequently invented as a safety precaution to ensure adequate space for a ram-passage, or to check for cockroaches or something.

‘Always precede any acts of quadrapedal intercourse with thorough dick tamping. If you are not sure whether it is safe to proceed, do not risk entry under any circumstances and contact your appointed fire official, where the offending buttocks will be taken away to be incinerated’ – the Porn Safety Handbook

by 535 October 9, 2012

Kimchee Temper

A temper often associated with the likes of koreans, most notably the women who are known for their violent tempers. Many believe the hot blooded temper is derived from the extravagant chili spices found in kimchee, a common staple food of koreans.

Many believe the spicy pickling process combined with daily consumption of kimchee are reasons why the temper levels can reach such high and sustained levels.

While koreans are usually very happy, don't get them angry or they'll unleash their stored up kimchee temper upon you.

Ho brah this fine korean chick at the yakiniku restaurant get one mean kimchee temper, she wouldn't stop yellin at the server.

by hobah1337 May 30, 2011

hockey-temper

noun: a person who has a bad temper.

" hey there, hockey-temper, why you punching the wall?"

" Fuck you!!"

by joe don baker December 20, 2002

tempending

depending on the temperature.

guy1 " hey are you going snowboarding today?"

guy2 " tempending"

by mramazingpants March 19, 2011

Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes

Store in a cool place(50F to 60F). Lower temperatures may cause chilling injury. Pantries, basements or garages can provide a cool place during most of the year. Non-insulated garages may be too warm in the summer and too cold during winter.
Allways treat tomatos with care and respect. Report any suspicious tomatoe related behaviour to either The British Tomato Growers' Association or the California Tomato Commission
"A tomato is not just for christmas; its for many other occasions including, but not exclusive to:
Easter
Jack Daniels birthday
Pre-pub fridge raid...day....?

Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes - troubling times lye ahead for tomatos stored under incorrect temperatures......... indeed

by Funk Master Slam August 29, 2006