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Singapore School of Science and Technology

A school where you learn random cheers then realise the syllabus are in a random order, HELL WE STARTED CELLS (1.6) FIRST
Person 1: *random school cheer*
Person 2: this guy confirm from Singapore School of Science and Technology sia
by BLACK HOUSE RULES March 10, 2023
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University of Advancing Technology

The School for G33Kz and 1337 Hackers located in Tempe, AZ. Backed by the Dept of Homeland Security and the National Security Agency, this "University" is sure to turn out only the Best Technophiles of the 21st Century. The tech school nobody's ever heard of, this is the University of Advancing Technology!
"The University of Advancing Technology, golly gee... What the Fuck is That?!"
"Let's go to www.uat.edu for more educational propaganda!"
by Mr. HappysPrick February 23, 2014
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nigga technology

Nigga technology- technology for niggas, and by that I mean ignorant muthafuckas of all races that try to proliferate the urban black male stereotypes portrayed predominantly in hip hop music
A: Textin and shit is just nigga technology, and dont start trippin callin me a racist and shit because I mean nigga as a general term for ignorant mothafuckas.

B:Yeah, cuz I be textin my weed man and shit because he dont like to talk on the phone and shit...

A: Case in point

-Boondocks, the crazy white boys
by Pat in the fucking hat April 21, 2006
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Technology Porn

When individuals post videos of unboxing their new gadgets, usually laptops or other computers. It is done with utmost slowness to really see the gadget and all that comes with it.
I just watched someone unbox their new MacBook on YouTube...such technology porn.
by blahblahblahblah1234 May 5, 2008
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Institute of Technology

A college of the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities which is the only university branch worth attending. Contrasted with the Carlson School of Management and the College of Liberal Arts, the Institute of Technology (IT) is populated by people who don't deserve to be kicked in the balls (Carlson students do; CLA students have none to be kicked). Most IT students could kick your ass in any academic endeavor, and they'd be willing to prove it, because they're nerds.
Carlson student: "I see by your intact testicles that you attend the Institute of Technology!"
IT student: "Why thank you, Carlson student! Now stand still with your feet four feet apart."
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technology

Something that allows one to talk with hot babes on the internet all day.
"I love technology, but not as much as you, you see. Still, I love technology... Always and Forever"
by maybe_jae February 6, 2005
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technology pessimist

One who does not/can not see all the potential positive benefits of technology. These feelings are often derived from and can be attributed to a lifelong confusion towards complex systems and products. Members of this group almost certainly majored in a liberal arts subject (as opposed to engineering).
When I pulled out my Treo 660, Jaime ran away. I tried text-messaging her, but she never replied. What a technology pessimist! If only she knew what she was missing...
by Cool ET June 9, 2005
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