Technoblade

Techno-Blade

The blood god who stabs orphans and plays Minecraft and also drop-kicked a child in self-defense and officers need to believe him

Technoblade problem there no is not.

by anonymous August 23, 2022

Technobladed

Technoblade (verb) means when someone gets targeted so they won't win the Minecraft Monday tournament and win the big money prize.

"I Technobladed Skeppy in first round of Hunger Games"

by RekyHere August 26, 2019

TechnoBlade

A pig-man that never dies

New SMP member; **hits technoblade**
Technoblade; "you thought."

by I AM THE BEST MANGO/MANGLE March 18, 2021

Technoblade

A famous minecraft youtuber who has 6.5 million subs on youtube. Known for being very good at Minecraft skywars, bedwars, Minecraft monday, and is one of the people on the Dream SMP.

Technoblade never dies!!!!

by guccidogbeds April 1, 2021

Technoblade

Also known as techno, or THE BLADE by an extremely angry 16 year old man

a pig who i live and hold dearly to my heart
A PIG

‘Hey man, don’t you simp for that pig, Technoblade?’
‘yes harold i do go away’

by suu :) January 7, 2021

Technoblade

A YouTuber that started by making Minecraft videos. He joined on YouTube at late 2013. He's known for his confidence, his hot elbows, his sarcastic comments and his critical thinking.

He also had a YouTube channel before it, where he uploaded tf2 and such. He deleted/privated his former channel.

There's also a meme of him - "happy birthday". People started spamming in the comments "happy birthday", while getting lots of likes and making Techno annoyed.

"welcome guys to another episode of the hunger games!"

"I sure hope they bring back spec chat. "
"happy birthday Technoblade"

by Despacito1337 November 25, 2016

Technoblade

I Pig, Who Never dies, Hates/Kills Orphans. Technoblade Hates Government And Wants To/ Destroys Government

Not Even Close Baby, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

by Mightyair3310 January 10, 2021