glo·ri·fied/kləˈniSHən: (in religious contexts) made glorious/ a person employed to look after technical equipment or do practical work in a laboratory
The glorified technician did not take an oath and will sell his soul for your money while pretending to cure you.
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Appearance: Balding 👩 🦲 ponytail
Carhart & Red Wing Boots . Farmers Tan & white chicken legs.
Personality: The world revolves around him, doesn’t like to cuddle, has a cable tool addiction, fixes everything with zip ties, and pees in a bottle he drank the day before.
Likes to point out homes he has preformed any tasks at! Constantly points out “bad cable jobs”. Thinks his work, is the work of God! Isn’t friends with any of the other “cable guys”. Has fallen off a pole once or twice in his life! Doesn’t think that using a harness is necessary! His only selfies are those at the top of their ladder!
Problem has poop stains and is never on time!
Appearance: Balding 👩 🦲 ponytail
Carhart & Red Wing Boots . Farmers Tan & white chicken legs.
Personality: The world revolves around him, doesn’t like to cuddle, has a cable tool addiction, fixes everything with zip ties, and pees in a bottle he drank the day before.
Likes to point out homes he has preformed any tasks at! Constantly points out “bad cable jobs”. Thinks his work, is the work of God! Isn’t friends with any of the other “cable guys”. Has fallen off a pole once or twice in his life! Doesn’t think that using a harness is necessary! His only selfies are those at the top of their ladder!
Problem has poop stains and is never on time!
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A vibe technician is another term for a great DJ. Usually, vibe technicians are the type of DJ to get everyone at the venue lit asf. They can also be your fairy-ass mother/father and play songs to make sure you and others get laid after the party.
Person 1: Man, Blaise is a great DJ! I gotta have him DJ my party.
Person 2: He isn't just a DJ, he's a vibe technician. He's the best of the best!
Person 2: He isn't just a DJ, he's a vibe technician. He's the best of the best!
by huracan13 November 14, 2022
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by guy6942069420 September 2, 2022
Get the Microwave Technician mug.An unfair technicality is where someone loses by eleven or more points, but still claims that they could have won if one minor thing changed.
He got twelve misses in the rhythm game and called it an accident that was caused by a minor miscalibration of a button press, but I'd say that's an unfair technicality.
by ThatOneGuyUhhhWhatsHisName April 30, 2024
Get the Unfair Technicality mug.A General Rope Technician (Or GRT) is a term used to describe an individuals who specializes in rope manipulation and maintenance on any naval vessel as a profession or pastime.
They are the lowest possible naval rank.
Other terms for GRT's are:
Sea dogs
Seamen
Sailors
Cadets
Seafarer
Mariner
Salt
Tar
They are the lowest possible naval rank.
Other terms for GRT's are:
Sea dogs
Seamen
Sailors
Cadets
Seafarer
Mariner
Salt
Tar
1st low ranking sailor - I have no significant rank, yet would like a fancy title.
2nd low ranking sailor - How about General Rope Technician?
1st low ranking sailor - I now have a misplaced sense of self importance!
2nd low ranking sailor - How about General Rope Technician?
1st low ranking sailor - I now have a misplaced sense of self importance!
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