Tallahassee Roundabout

A circle jerk amongst a group of guys, typically done in a jacuzzi, wherein each member helps stroke his brother to the right, forming a chain of sorts.

Tip: placing your left hand on the back of the person to your left will help solidify the chain, making the roundabout more tallahassee

“What’re you guys doing tonight?”
“Kevin invited us to his pool, might have a tallahassee roundabout. Wanna come?”

by slobberpopper5000 August 8, 2023

Two Hit Tallahassee

A two hit tallahassee is a manoeuvre used when a participant in a sesh is unable to fully hit the bong. The user light the bowl and inhale a normally but is unable to pull the ash through into the water. The user exhales the smoke and immediately proceeds to hit the bowl again until there is no ash remaining

Buddy: I've never smoked before

Me: no worries, just smoke a two hit tallahassee

by chillingallday1 June 7, 2019

Tallahasee

Tallahassee is the capitol of Florida. Known for a large population of corrupt politicians, evangelicals,redneck Republicans, pedophiles, and really, really dumb people. The avearge Tallahassee resident dosen't know the diffrence between China and Japan. No sense of culture/the outside world.

And it has really bad mosquitoes.

Where I regretably live.

If you think I'm being too harsh, read the Tallahasee Democract (the local paper). Every day I read it I am amazed at people's sheer stupidity.

by Rubicon September 19, 2006

Tallahassee Police Department

A corrupt police department located in Tallahasse, Florida. They are full of Florida State University bandwaggoners so they refuse to arrest Jameis Winston for rape and shoplifting because he is their star quarterback.

The Tallahassee Police Department is paid by Florida State University to not arrest their criminal football players

by xHilarious iFunny November 13, 2014

Tallahassee

A poor excuse for a state capital. The capital should have been moved to Orlando, but because Springtime Tallahassee was so big, won the right to be FL's capital city. Jacksonville is our largest city, what sense does that make?

Inept state and local government, who would rather be concerned with protecting the environment than luring good-paying jobs and recreational activities here.

by Tampa Bay May 16, 2005

Tallahasee Steamroller

when doing a fat chick she makes a strange
horn sound and rolls over you
flattening you and ending your life

total fatality

Poor scott he was a great guy befor that
chick gave him a tallahasee steamroller.
now he's dead

by sexmonkey6969jakescottandandy April 9, 2009

Tallahassee toothbrush

The act of inserting a toothbrush into a females ass (preferably filled with cum), then dipping said toothbrush in a toilet that has not been flushed and forcing an unsuspecting stranger to use it to brush his/her teeth.

Yeah, I gave that bitch a Tallahassee toothbrush last night and got punched in the dick.

by Uncle Adolf October 13, 2016