Tabs

The cheater's way to learn a song. Often used by people who can't read music. When you learn to play songs with tabs you learn to play songs without actually learning any skill on the guitar.
stupid kid: look at how cool I am!!! I learned how to play Smoke on the Water using tabs!!!

Me: *listens to the song once* that song's just power chords on the first 4 notes of the blues scale.
by Jactap June 12, 2008
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tabs

computer lingo for thats absolute bull shit
dude i got an f on that paper,tabs!
by tave May 27, 2005
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dummy tab

A blank browser tab generally opened while viewing questionable material in another tab. Often switched to quickly if another person walks into the room, in an attempt prevent them from seeing what you were doing.
As Nathan watches porn he often makes sure he has a dummy tab opened in case his mom walks in.
by Dirty Ratman March 24, 2016
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Tab-Hoarder

The Tab-Hoarder is one who is reluctant to close internet tabs, usually resulting in a buildup of chaotic tab clutter on the browser toolbar.

Sometimes results in "Browser - Paralysis".

Usually consists of multiple YouTube windows, a few StumbleUpon tabs, Facebook, Break.com, I-players or random episodes of pirated TV shows etc...
The Tab-Hoarder will always choose to open (yet another) "new tab" instead of overwriting current browse window. It may come in use later.

- "No wait - don't close that window - I might come back to it later."

• reserve useless tabs in the mind for future use : as adj. ( hoarded)
by ebh1zaza February 07, 2012
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Pop tab

If someone gives you a pop tab and the bottom part isn't broken, you owe them a free kiss
Joe: oh shoot Ella gave me a pop tab... Looks like I have to kiss her.
by Possum man November 15, 2019
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Soda tab

When someone gives you a soda tab with the middle part intact you have to kiss them.
Yeah she gave me a soda tab, we are dating now.
by talking hoe June 20, 2021
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Mountain Tab

Having "intimate relations" or "doing the horizontal mambo" with a women of the round body type.

Or Porking a fatty.
Hermie woke up naked next to a 350 pound, 4 foot 3 inch blimp. He earned his mountain tab!
by Jar-El June 02, 2014
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