When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.
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Get the Torqued mug.The true definition of torque is when you wake up in the morning with a morning wood and you have to torque yourself up at just the right angle to take a piss.
I had such a bad case of morning wood this morning when I went to piss, I had to really torque up just to make it in the toilet.
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Get the Torque mug.(Slang, derogatory or objectifying) A woman, typically one without a specific interest in automobiles, who is perceived to be sexually attracted to a man specifically because he owns a high-torque, powerful vehicle. The term implies that her attraction is superficial and tied to the status and perceived masculinity symbolized by the vehicle.
"He joked that the 'torque bunny' attraction to his BMW 530d wasn't about the car's looks, but about the deep, rumbling promise of a driver who knew how to deliver a smooth, powerful ride."
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Get the Torque Bunny mug.A basic capacitor that has a large mark up in price. A term used by shady HVAC companies to trick customers into overpaying for a regular capacitor.
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Get the Torque Booster (HVAC) mug.morning torque is when a man wakes up with a raging pee boner and upon trying to find relieve in front of the toilet he attempts to aim his pee boner down at the toilet,only to find its is so engorged with urine it picks his feet up completey of the floor
my pee boner was raging this morning so bad that when i tried aiming at the toilet my feet flew out from under me due to my morning torque
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