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donald trump jr

Not only is this the son of USA's worst president in history, but he also played a prestigious role in the Russian collusion so the orange cunt could get elected. Like father like son, he is a walking piece of shit.
Hey, did you know Donald Trump Jr. was born out of Trump's anus?
by ColdFire44 July 14, 2017
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Trumpitis

An overwhelming sickness that became widespread in the United States. While this obscure disease has been around for 30 years, it grew to epedemic proportions on January 20, 2017.

Common symptoms are feelings of helplessness, fear, depression, anger, and nausea. Symptoms are most severe when those afflicted by this horrid disease hear the "T" word.

While there isn't currently a cure. There is hope of some healing in about two years.

And in four years, demo-scientists believe this scourge can be cured, and will only be a note in our history books.
Trumpitis ran rampant across the American heartland in the late Twenty-teens causing wide spread fear, poverty, and sadness for most Americans.
by Snickles89 January 22, 2017
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Trumpfact

Something that is demonstrably false in the public record, but is thought to gain validity through constant repetition
Despite the video of his speech showing he said that he had voted for the bill, his followers continued to accept the Trumpfact that he voted against it.
by hopelssdiogenes October 11, 2016
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Trumphole

A name given to a country's leader when they surname is Trump and they demonstrate all the negative traits hated by the public and other world leaderr. It is a democtratic way of calling a xenophobe leader an asshole without actually doing so.
Wow!! It is hard to believe (that the) Trumphole is actually spending billions of dollars to build a wall between the U.S. and Mexico.
by KyosaKanuck March 29, 2017
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Trumpaganda

Much like propoganda but far less believable usually dumb and trivial. Siimilar to propoganda but far more dangerous. Trumpaganda is quickly identified by the statement "Believe Me" preceding or following the utter nonsense.
Don't believe that donkey-shit it is clearly Trumpaganda.

You must be a Donald if you believe that Trumpaganda.
by DoanldJTrump January 24, 2017
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trumpgruntled

To be disgruntled by the Mangled Apricot Hellbeast that is Trump. Has a special bad aftertaste/sting that normal disgruntlement does not have.
The President of Mexico is gonna be Trumpgruntled when he finds out Trump wants to tax Mexican imports 20% to pay for the wall
by Splintergroup January 26, 2017
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trumpnastics

what Donald Trump supporters do to avoid confronting the statements he made.
"Donald Trump should not be president because he wants to but a complete and total shutdown on muslims entering the US"
"noooo, that's just being practical, he wants to stop people from high terrorist countries"
"his words were literally, 'total and complete shutdown' your trumpnastics are impressive though"
by Trumplover69 August 9, 2016
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