Neck Swing

n., another word for noose

1. "I can't come to the party mom—I'm on my neck swing!!"

2. 'I don't get it; shooting yourself is far quicker and less painful...'

"Yeah, but haven't you heard? Neck swings are the shit again!"

by iAmNotLegend January 6, 2022

swing pipe

well hung

big swingy penis

Damn, that dude is swinging pipe!

by Sam March 4, 2005

Swing mill

When your girl is swinging on a swing set and she flys off and lands on your dick while you are windmilling it.

While chilling at the playground Santina decided to surprise me by swing milling me for our 1 week anniversary

by Dr. Knockers and bear October 3, 2016

swinging bulldog

Swinging Bulldog: The exclucive male act of {mooning} or showing your naked bottom, while fully bent over exposing and shaking your nutts from side to side. Inable to encounter the full effect of a true swinging bulldog you must be able to see your targets behind you between your legs.

With balls like Erics hes liklely to break a leg, with his swinging bulldog!

by walter 333 September 21, 2006

Soft Swinging

The act of couples(swingers) particpating in sexual acts in the same room but not swapping or sharing their sexual partners.

I need a girlfriend so I can do some soft swinging with you two tonight.

by MichaelO June 28, 2005

pride swing

to have had, or about to have a full erection, so your penis is at its lowest. often makes you want to "show off".

I had a pride swing before lunch, so I decided to rub it against Tiffaney.

by bigred14 February 15, 2007

Cock Swinging

The act of someone with a big ego bragging about something in front of a group of people. Usually with limited or no merit whatsoever.

EscaVi: Did you see that mass email John sent out CC'ing the entire company staff talking about the number of sales his department cranked out last month?

Daniel: Yeah that was pretty bold. That department ain't shit anyways; There has been a lot of cock swinging going on these days amongst these useless managers lately.

by EscaVi from SD March 13, 2011