meatloaf surprise

A hyperlink that does not give the user an accurate indication of the page that they will be referred to if the link is clicked.

I wasn't sure what the hyperlink was, Dad, I didn't know it would pop up gay porn, honestly. It was a meatloaf surprise.

by zerg November 11, 2005

Chocolate Sundae Surprise

Poop in a party hat and jizz on the poop.
then place it on someone's head. When they take the hat off they will find poop stuck to their head.

Micheal left Sally with a Chocolate Sundae Surprise.

by Stinky Rebel October 7, 2008

surprise, surprise

Used sarcastically to imply that somebody's or something's action was beforehand expected.

Surprise, Surprise: Bush Lied
By Robert Parry

by Buqa August 1, 2008

Icy Hot Surprise

The terrible mistake of applying icy hot to a sore muscle and then forgetting that the left over residue is still on your hands. The victim then uses the same hand to scratch an itch on his testes, which results in the most painful experience imaginable. It’s usually followed by watering at the eyes, which results in wiping the eyes with the same hand causing extreme pain and further watering of the eyes.

Detective: why do you think this guy killed himself?
Witness: I don’t know, just before he did it I saw him running around crying and yelling “my balls, my balls, ouch, my eyes!!!”
Detective: sounds like a classic case of icy hot surprise.

by xfairxenoughx December 31, 2008

Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise

1. (noun) An anal sex act, in which the giving partner lies to the receiving partner and tells him or her that he has ejaculated. After the receiving partner turns around to face him, the giving partner violently ejaculates into the other partner's eye. He then uses the Santorum that has accumulated on his penis to draw a cross on the forehead of the stunned receiving partner.

2. (verb) To perform said sex act.

3. (noun) The fact that Rick Santorum is still a viable presidential candidate after Super Tuesday

1. Man, that hooker made be pay double after I tried the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise.

3. In any other election, the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise would be more shocking to me, but look at the other candidates!

by Mort459 June 16, 2012

Mushroom Surprise

When you dip your dick in ink, and then proceed to smack it on a girls face while she's sleeping. She'll see the imprint in the morning, and be surprised by the mushroom stamp.

Yo dude, my girl woke up this morning with a mushroom surprise.

by Sir Stampalot February 8, 2009

Surprise Package

When a man goes into a girl's room with a camera in the middle of the night while she's sleeping and masturbates until he is about to cum. When he is on the verge of cumming, he begins recording, yells "Surprise!", waking her up, and cums on her face. He then runs away, tells all of his friends, and puts the video up on the internet.

-Yo dude what'd you do last night?
-I surprise packaged that bitch Erin.
-Yo, that shit's hilarious.
-I know dude, but I have to be in court in a couple weeks now . . .

by Kevin Gay1 November 14, 2009