When a woman passes out at a party and you masturbate into her ear, but than put yellow mustard in teh shape of a sun on her forehead... When she wakes up she'll be too worried about the mustard on her forehead to even bother thinking that maybe she has splooge in her ear canal
Friend1:"Omg!! Did you hear Monica yelling this morning about the mustard on her forehead"
Friend2:"Haha yeah she has no idea I gave her the eastern sunrise"
Friend2:"Haha yeah she has no idea I gave her the eastern sunrise"
by LikeYouNeverDidIt May 27, 2009
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by xboxruffle December 27, 2011
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by LongLastingValue June 10, 2015
Get the Milwaukee Sunrise mug.A “frosted sunrise” is when someone is cream pied after oral sex in the morning. Often after just waking up, or having woken up to oral sex being preformed on you.
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Sister: "Are you close? Pa and Ma will be back to the trailer real soon!"
Brother: "Ah get ready, I'm about to give you an Alabama sunrise!"
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Friend 2: " Oh yeah. If I was her brother, I'd give her an Alabama sunrise'
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by AnalBleeder69 August 9, 2022
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Whilst such a meta-status often attracts many likes because many people agree, it is becoming an increasingly popular trend for people who think that they are clearly better than those who post depressing and emotional statuses onto Facebook.
Such statuses are known to often contain the words "emo", "depressing", "life story" and "stop complaining". May also contain other Facebook elements such as 'likes' or 'inboxing'.
Whilst such a meta-status often attracts many likes because many people agree, it is becoming an increasingly popular trend for people who think that they are clearly better than those who post depressing and emotional statuses onto Facebook.
Such statuses are known to often contain the words "emo", "depressing", "life story" and "stop complaining". May also contain other Facebook elements such as 'likes' or 'inboxing'.
A real life, copy pasted example of a meta-status: "I do not come on Facebook to read your diary or your life story, nor do I come on here to read your pointless statuses every half an hour and NO I don't want to like for a like or an inbox.. Give it a rest!" Here, the user clearly feels a sense of meta-status superiority.
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