strifin'

Struggling, stressing out. Having a difficult time, worrying.

I am strifin' about my bills.

by green-beans June 27, 2008

Stroking the Judy

Stroking the Judy: when a man displays overt affection toward a women to mask his latent homosexuality

"Dude, did you see that guy everyone thinks is gay stroking the Judy in the bar the other night" or "That poor pathetic girl has no idea that guy is gay and he's just stroking the Judy" or "does his boyfriend get jealous when he strokes the judy?"

by Joel A. Porter January 15, 2010

stroking the tribble

The act of masturbation by a female with a large amount of pubic hair.

I was watching porn the other day and found this video of a woman stroking the tribble.

by moreanonymousthanpublius March 16, 2015

stroking & choking

When a man masterbates too hard, and causes pain to his penis.

Aw man I was stroking & choking my dick too hard last night.

by JeremyFromTheBlock August 15, 2017

Stromin

1-To saunter aimlessly in a sedated, leisurely manner that unsystematically encompasses a wide area and can last up to days per Strom.
2-Erratic walking with a murderous/deranged demeanor that is highly unstable and is impossible to resist.
3-A nice casual walk to enjoy the day(or night) as well as nature's beauty without a destination in mind.

1- The crackhead was lost and confused after stromin for two days.
2- Eddy was stromin through the park when three children disappeared.
3- The couple were stromin in the park with their dog Timmy.

by ingrain99 June 11, 2018

Stroking the Llama

When you masturbate and ejaculate into the air, catching the semen perfectly in your mouth. Then you spit it back into the air allowing the airborne semen to land on your face simulating a llama spitting in your face.

Hey Yuri why is there cum on you pillow?

Because I was "Stroking the Llama" but I missed...

by PixieMandy April 15, 2022

stoofin

Your trippen, your acting out of body

nah bud your stoofin

by Bradley Tinglebottom August 2, 2022