Stock Boner

Intense excitement over a mediocre daily gain in the stock market.

"Pritchard had a huge stock boner when his pharm company gained .02% last Friday."

by LaliasIA February 11, 2014

cock stock

chicken stock for your cock

Ayo u want some cock stock?

by Red_swordfish88 April 2, 2022

connor stocks

full time wasteman with whiskers and a coral tash

is that coral or connor stocks?

by MCTUDDERZ November 21, 2013

Stock Prices

something that's hip/ trendy

Yo fucked my mom... that's pretty Stock Prices

by lammab March 24, 2021

three stock

(Super Smash Bros.) noun

When you defeat your opponent in a three stock game with all of your lives left (a three stock)

"Dude! I destroyed that kid. Did you see? I three stocked him with K. Rool!"

by jjbean09 November 11, 2020

Barry Stock

Barry Stock is the lead guitarist in the Canadian rock band Three Days Grace.

Barry Stock kicks ass!

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

soggy stocking

A soggy stocking is when an individual masturbates (wanks) and releases their semen into a sock, and after the semen has saturated the sock it is then placed back on the foot of that individual

I was in a rush for work but wanted to blow a load (ejaculate) before I left, to save time I wore a soggy stocking

by Home schooled January 6, 2018