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connor stocks

full time wasteman with whiskers and a coral tash
is that coral or connor stocks?
by MCTUDDERZ November 21, 2013
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ported stocks

Ported stocks is the name given to Garrett turbos, GTX and G series. It started when Sir Astil Johnson of Brooklyn, Nyc decided it would be better for street racing. He started this movement in 2021, with his Infiniti Q50.
Racer 1: Hey what’s done to the car?
Racer 2: nothing much, just ported stocks.
by Vr30 king August 14, 2022
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three stock

(Super Smash Bros.) noun

When you defeat your opponent in a three stock game with all of your lives left (a three stock)
"Dude! I destroyed that kid. Did you see? I three stocked him with K. Rool!"
by jjbean09 November 11, 2020
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Stock Prices

Yo fucked my mom... that's pretty Stock Prices
by lammab March 24, 2021
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Stock the pond

Hiring attractive female employees to a sales team in order to promote high morale and productivity as well as customer service.
Manager: good employees are quitting left and right, what can we do?
HR dept: we can always stock the pond. Typically good sales people (men) will stick around when they work with eye candy.

Manager: great idea but no fat chicks
by Shafe98 July 13, 2018
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soggy stocking

A soggy stocking is when an individual masturbates (wanks) and releases their semen into a sock, and after the semen has saturated the sock it is then placed back on the foot of that individual
I was in a rush for work but wanted to blow a load (ejaculate) before I left, to save time I wore a soggy stocking
by Home schooled January 6, 2018
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