sext

A cheesy "hip" portmanteau invented by the media during the mid-2000s to describe a new form sexual expression that had come about due to increased pressure and stifling of sexual freedom imposed by the hypocritical older generation (which they did not face during their younger years).

Used to increase legislation targeted mostly at imprisoning 18-25 year old males and create a moral panic among already overbearing parents, both of which are much easier to do when you can wrap it up in one catchy word that you think sounds like something the youngsters would say.

"Sext texting.... SEXTING! I'm such a clever journalist!" - Douchebag who invented it.

by mmcflyshakeshakeshake June 13, 2010

Sextastic

someone who is sexy and fantastic at the same time

Your sexy and fantastic..your sextastic!

by kittyness October 19, 2008

sextional

What someone or a couple refers to their sectional couch as when they routinely have sex on it

Hey girl, let's watch a movie then bang it out on the sextional!

by GlazeHer February 14, 2014

sextabolous.

to be sexy and fabulous

i am sextabolous. are yu?
i am so sextabolous.

by treesha June 9, 2008

Sextative

Having a disposition to sext.

Wow I keep getting dirty texts from Carol. She is quite sextative tonight.

by sweettalker July 24, 2010

Sextaculicious

A stunning combination of sexy, spectacular, and delicious, except in one mind-boggling word. Often used to describe delectable food, but more commonly used as an "OK" sort of word. Common among either extreme nerds, or extremely cool people.

Ryan: Howdy-ho, Jimmie! I'd like to inform you that I'll be heading off to Chess club, so see you later.

Jimmie: That's no problem, Ryan. I'll be heading to the Glee club, anyway...

Ryan: Sextaculicious. Have yourself a satisfactory evening. Cheerio!

by RyanAndCamillaStallionsRock December 8, 2011

sext addict

someone who cannot stop sending sexually suggestive texts

Jeannemarie cannot control her sexting habit. She's a sext addict.

by jrox December 5, 2012