Spert

Residual semi-liquefied fecal matter that clings to your palm after you zipped your hand through your butt-crack to check on the cleanliness of your undergarments after letting a fart of doubtful contents rip. The consistency of the fecal matter is key in whether or not the label "Spert" is justified. For instance, if the poop is too hard of substance, then the resulting goo on your hand is not "Spert" but just a shit stain.

Etymologically, the second part of the word derives from the Dutch word for pea-soup "Snert". This thick soup typically has the same consistency (and taste, one might say) as diarrhea. The first letter of the word comes from the word "Spurt", as this is generally the way in which the fecal matter is deposited in the undergarments.

NB: the word "Spert" should not be used to define diarrhea in general, or even for diarrhea that sticks to the hand for any other reason than it clinging there on account of a person having checked if he/she soiled his/her pants by zipping a hand through the butt-crack.

Person 1: Oh my, I think I may have pooped my pants accidentally.
Person 2: Are you actually reaching down your shorts to check it? That’s gross!
Person 1: <Reveals hand covered in diarrhea> No, it is Spert!

by Silvion Night December 10, 2012

start beef

startin trouble or sumtin

y u fuckin startin beef fo'?

by buffting_2k November 8, 2003

Head Start

When a man wakes up in the morning to a woman performing oral sex on him.

Man! I feel great! I woke up this morning with a head start!

by NutZach923 April 12, 2011

startender

The best bartender of all, who rises above the pressure of a crowded bar when other bartenders would crack under pressure. Also the most liked bartender, and usually the highest paid bartender as well.

This guy is slinging drinks for a crowd of over 200 people and he's not even sweating. Wow what a startender!

by MrBojangles062 February 22, 2017

Suck start a pistol

Clever way of telling someone you are going to blow your brains out.

That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard, makes me want to suck start a pistol.

by TickleBerries July 13, 2017

Starter Porn

The porn that you watch before you watch the real porn that you wanna watch. Usually not very good porn, not good quality. It's just something to watch while u start to get hard. Porn that you don't really wanna cum to, but you would watch it.

wow this porn sucks. I'll have to make it my starter porn for the night.

by DoubleXX July 3, 2010

RIP the start

To start something knowing it will be the end of you.

Last night I went from oxys to croxcies RIP the start.

The seals RIP the start and repel into the heavily guarded compound.

by darkwhitein1955 December 19, 2014