As she lay back and parted her legs, eagerly anticipating the feel of her lover's tongue upon her moist lady lips, she was extremly disconcerted to hear him gag and exclaim "Jesus girl, when you last wash this thing. It smells like Rick Stein's bin down here"
by Rory Grue December 30, 2022

by crimsonchinz March 27, 2019

by glovermang April 15, 2011

An old white guy lives with an undead creature and occasionally talks about relevant things. Mostly ranting about who he hates and why.
by Tom T-Bone March 2, 2023

Stein is the sweetest and most kindhearted person on this earth. If you need help he will always be there for you.
Oh and they love to be called ‘small player’
Oh and they love to be called ‘small player’
by Jejoo December 5, 2019
