stealth poo

A crap that by the time you've turned to look at it has already disappeared down the U-bend

"Oh my God, did I just shit? That was a right proper stealth poo"

by BishMcBishopson January 29, 2008

stealth-esteem

The confidence one has in their ability to be stealthy and inconspicuous.

Despite the fact that he moved like a diesel truck without a muffler, Greg had high stealth-esteem.

by Ben [+9 Awesome] July 25, 2008

stealth boobs

boobs which upon first inspection look small/proportional, however on closer inspection they are abnormally large.

'did you realize she is a DD?!?!'
'no, you are kidding! they never look that big.'
'total stealth boobs.'

by jmo-nster June 11, 2009

stealth parody

A Stealth Parody is parody that comes across and purports itself to be the the real thing, often the proprietors of a self parody website or group will flat out deny that they are in fact a parody.

Stealth Parodies are often created by people with completely opposite views that the alleged parody contains, and the parody has been created to discredit the group that holds the opposing views. Organizations such as Conservapedia and the Flat Earth Society are often.

The world is flat? You don't really believe that you're just a troll stealth parody.

by ajuk March 25, 2010

Stealth Surfing

Surfing the internet at work, while appearing to be very busy working.

Usually accomplished by having several documents / programs open on your computer, while you surf the web. With one click, you are back to studying that interminable excel spreadsheet.

"Dude, I have so much work on my plate, but I spent the morning stealth surfing."

by Carsan07 January 15, 2010

stealth bitch

self explanitory, but if you want further explanation, its that girl who is nice to you on the outside but once you are "together" with her for about 3 weeks, she comes back to bite you in the ass and stab you in the back and totally turn out and walk out on you after a couple of years. hows that ? its fuckin bullshit if you ask me.

some girl i know, shes a stealth bitch because she was nice to me at first but then turned out to be a backstabber

by MYNAMEIST February 8, 2007

Stealth Baddie

stealth baddies are individuals who in their current state are just barely not baddies, but with minimal effort would be absolute pull gods

>> ngl bro, your girl mad mid 😬
>> nah man, she a stealth baddie. give her time.

by jedidbaratonka February 1, 2022