Jorgen Von Strangle

(noun) character in The Fairly Odd Parents who has a massive, muscular erect cock that he uses as a secondary wand to bitch slap any fairies in the face.

He also has a lust/love for ten year old Timmy Turner.

"I CAME" said Jorgen Von Strangle, as he flexed his muscular cock in everyone's face.

by Penis McGee Gilligan II February 14, 2008

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stranglehold

1. (Wrestling) a wrestling hold in which a wrestler's arms are pressed against his opponent's windpipe.

2. complete power or control over a person or situation

His stranglehold is very good. He has been training for 4 years.

by Sherlock2389 January 14, 2014

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Ball stranglers

Ball stranglers are the horrible type of underwear worn by the victims of extremely painful wedgies. Warning- it is a stupid idea to wear this type of pants for they are known to damage balls and make the willy wonky

Richard: hey that guys wearing ball stranglers.
Dick:poor lad
Drew Peacock: let's go give him a wedgie and make his balls hurt

by The king of the dick(tionary) November 3, 2010

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Stranglestab

to kill violently using strangulation and stabbing causing much pain that hurts so good.

Man, did I ever want to stranglestab my biology teacher today.....

by quackmasta November 16, 2009

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Strangle the Salamander

When you strangle a salamander it explodes and releases its innards. These innards have the ability to create new life and they taste a bit salty if you know what I mean.

Damn, I have blue balls let me Strangle the Salamander to release me of my stress.

by A Cheeky Boy June 2, 2019

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