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Santasy

A dream or fantasy somehow involving one of more of the following figures: Santa Claus, Papai Noel, Shengdan Laoren, Viejo Pascuero, Sinter Klaas, Father Christmas, Saint Nicholas, Joulupukki, Pere Noel, Saint Nikolaus, Kanakaloka, De Kerstman, Tel-apo/Mikulas/Winter Grandfather, Baba, Babbo Natale, Hoteiosho, Kaledu Senelis, Black Peter, Julenissen, Papa Noel, Swiety Mikolaj, Ded Moroz, El Nino Jesus, Tomten/Jultomten, or Richard Attenborough.

Sometimes sexual in nature, these visions often transcend reality in every way, and at the end, they may or may not leave the dreamer in an unsettled state. It cannot officially be predicted who will have a a santasy, or when they will occur; however, non-Christians have been known to have them, and there have even been reports of them occurring year-round.
I had a great santasy last night, in which I rode Santa in his sleigh all around the world.
by Moxie837 December 17, 2008
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Santagato

Leaving downtown New York to an upper-class suburban area and paying $457 for a hair cut that looks like a 7 year old who wouldn’t sit still in the barbers chair.
Danny would rather leave New York than be forced by his employer to get The Santagato.
by kwill2 January 19, 2021
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Santasexual

Someone who fantasizes about Santa or one of his elves, or one of his reindeers raping them in their sleep on Xmas eve.
Being a santasexual in the southern hemisphere is a completely different vibe from the northern.
by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020
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Santa Clara University

1. A private Jesuit school in South Bay area run by President Kevin (w)o(ah)' Brien. A home to the Broncos. You know you're at SCU cause parties happen every wednesday and weekend or find a dayger happening down bellomy st., creator of date and a fifth. School where the tradition is to ride the bronco statue and swim in the fountain before you graduate, where rats find a home in the ceiling of Benson cafe, and you can always find a smile from Ceila's who works at the Cellar Market.

2. School that beat LSU and Pepperdine in the fill it forward challenge
Hey, what school do you go to?

Santa Clara University! Gooo Broncos!
by saysikern December 8, 2019
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Santa Clarita

All the shitty boring white people live here. There used to be better looking girls here, but they all moved out. Nowadays, when you visit here it’s a bunch of, “Karen’s.” Unattractive women who no guys wants unless the guy is thirsty and not good looking. Come here for Six Flags Magic Mountain and get the fuck out. Move on with your day.
Holy cow, nowadays Santa Clarita is filled with Karen’s and Shitty boring ugly white people. Damn. This place turned shittier.
by DrCumtastic October 31, 2021
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santa claus

a pedophile who comes into homes looking for children from the ages of 2-9 to molest. He comes down the chimey, eats the cookies and milk the kids leave out, goes upstairs to molest the children, and then leaves a present thanking the little ones for their service.
Mom: "What are you asking Santa Claus for this christmas."

Kid : " A tazer."

Mom: "Why would you ask for that?!"

Kid: "So he can stop coming to our house. He takes off my clothes and makes me do weird things. A tazer could stop him for sure."

Mom: ......
by Ninja Cullen December 18, 2009
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Santa Claus

A red communist fat ass who doesn't know how to shave and owes me a pogo stick.
Santa Claus: Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!

Me: There is nothing good about who you are or what you do.
by FuckYouSanta August 27, 2013
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