Purple-shirted eye-stabber

The most cleverly disguised criminal in the history of the world. That is, the world created by Cyanide & Happiness.
Usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.

1: "Argh, the purple-shirted eye-stabber!"
2: "Relax dude, it's just a Halloween costume"
1: *leaves*
2: *Takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt*

by NightWind November 8, 2010

purple headed fluffy clam stabber

Top & Bottom,
Its A Mans Penis.

Here Love Let Is Put Me Purple Headed Fluffy Clam Stabber In Ya.

by HereImLethalHEW April 20, 2009

Feutus Stabber

Someone who has sex with pregnant women

Guy 1- Hey how did ur date with sally go
Guy 2- hehe it went great, managed to get her into bed
Guy 1 - SHES PREGNANT!
Guy 2 - And...
Guy 1 - Dude ur such a feutus stabber

by Hollywattheduece June 2, 2009

shit stabber

A man who is gay but does not acknowledge it. Men who fuck women up the arse and still think they are straight.

He says he is straight but he really is a shit stabber (gay).

by Jacob28 January 4, 2015

Nail Stabber

Someone whose a complete loser and thinks that having long nails makes her look cool. In reality it just makes them look dumb as fuck. They just keep the nails to stab other people.

Fuck Olivia stabbed me again with her long ass nails. That Nail Stabber

by Wowfuckabitch November 20, 2019

Rat stabbers

The pubic hair that not contained by the front of a pair of underwear worn a biological-female, thus protruding from between the thigh and underwear.

Might want to tuck in those rat stabbers before they get caught on a trip-wire.

- Drill Sergeant.

by Becky Booh November 30, 2019

pie stabber

Another phrase for nose

Keep your pie stabber out of this

by helsteeth April 6, 2017