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Happy Sanchez

Thief, shyster, rip-off, scam, criminal.
Variation of "Dirty Sanchez"

Taken from drug dealers in San Francisco's Mission district in the 80's-90's, who would show drugs for sale and then snatch they money offered and run away.

One drug Dealer in particular, a street musician, had the street nickname "happy Sanchez' due to the fact that he smiled and was super friendly before, during and after.
He would play guitar, sing, offer drugs and then take off after money was handed to him
"Don't go all Happy Sanchez on me and run away"

"he pulled a Happy on me"

"Lawyers are worse than a happy Sanchez"

"happy Sanchez!" (said when grabbing something from someone and running away. now popular in San Francisco public schools)
by Bofflo January 7, 2010
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kitty sanchez

A Kitty Sanchez is when a cat licks his crinkle and then licks someone's upper lip, leaving a crinkle surprise.
After taking a massive dump my cat gave me the Kitty Sanchez.
by Sarah Robin March 19, 2008
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Pink Sanchez

After a hot session of unbridled finger fucking, when the penetrating finger is removed from the soaking wet cooch hole and wiped on your partners upper lip. Can be given by the girl after pleasuring herself or laid upon the girl’s upper lip by her partner after a steamy fingerbang session.
1.) Fuck that dirty old stripper; after she finger fucked the shit out of herself on my lap she gave me the pink sanchez!

2.) My girlfriend is so down she loves it when I give her a pink sanchez before work.
by A Man999 June 19, 2010
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cat sanchez

When you take your finger and run it across a cats dirty ass and rub it under someone's nose.
When my wife falls asleep tonight I'm going to give her a Cat Sanchez
by Mr Dufresne October 23, 2013
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Sanchief

Used to greet a (drinking) friend. A combination of san (son) and chief. Shows mutual respect for a fellow drinking buddy. Commonly used in Fife but has recently travelled to Edinburgh
Maxi: Hows it going sanchief?

Marco: Aye, no bad shagger. Yerseel?
by Arms86 December 1, 2009
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Nasty Sanchez

the act of sticking a finger in one's own ass and rubbing it against their partner's upper lip, not to be confused with the dirty sanchez which differs because one inserts one's finger into their partner's ass before such lip smearing.
dude, i was railing my neighbors sister the other night, my hemmoroids were acting up so I scratched my booty and came up with a plum, couldn't waste it so i gave that bitch a nasty sanchez
by Franklin with an "F' December 9, 2008
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The Flaming Verizon Sanchez

Map of an oil spill that looks like a big beard of shit. It’s located in the Gulf of Mexico, it’s the most expensive, it was given by those fags from England, the world is stuck with it for the next two fucking years, it’s fucking friends and family, and no matter what is said on TV or read on The Internet, its coverage is still shit.
British Petroleum gave America The Flaming Verizon Sanchez because England was tired of United States Citizens making fun of them because no one over there gives a fuck that England’s universal health care system doesn’t cover dental.
by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010
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